Series Thread: 2025 Opening Series: 3/27 - 4/2

[NWinAZ]

Ya and that Polanco at 3B experiment isn't really working. And the Red Sox complain about Devers. Please.

And I repeat...

 

[cezero]

Ya and that Polanco at 3B experiment isn't really working. And the Red Sox complain about Devers. Please.

That last play confirmed it beyond a doubt.

We do not have a real baseball team.

 

[cezero]

Threw a double bouncer 25 feet in front of the first baseman. Even with the spin to get the ball, come on. This is a tragic joke.

 

[NWinAZ]

That last play confirmed it beyond a doubt.

We do not have a real baseball team.

He has butchered every ground ball and thrown 2 or 3 times in the dirt 30 feet in front of 1B.

 

[NWinAZ]

And I repeat...

 

[cezero]

Jisr saw a promo blurb for Mastrobuoni amd he looks like an extra from Deliverance. Holy shit.

 

[cezero]

So many people are going to keep replaying it to really absorb the athleticism. It's really something.

 

[NWinAZ]

Mariners SP's looking into the transfer portal.

 

[cezero]

Congrats to the Central California Sacramento Las Vegas Nevada A's on the series win.

Dominant in every way.

 

[cezero]

Oh wait it's a 4 game series. I'll copy and paste it tomorrow.

 

[wazzu31]

Ya and that Polanco at 3B experiment isn't really working. And the Red Sox complain about Devers. Please.

I’ll take the L on this one. I thought he could do it

 

[cezero]

Mason Miller making his season debut. This is going to be sad.

 

[cezero]

Winter meeting: Our team can't hit. What do we do?

Stanton: Julio bobblehead night times infinity?

Dan: No analytics?

Unpaid intern: Improve the lineup?














Stanton: okay, let's go with more Julio bobblehead......And more Cal bobblehead and Iichiro bobblehead and more Edgar bobblehead.

 

[AceKeptic]

Well, you know what they say:

BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR

 

[NWinAZ]

I’ll take the L on this one. I thought he could do it

I thought he would at least be competent. I do love how they made 20 excuses for him though...

 

[WizardHawk]

 

[cezero]

leave it to the m's to find a way to replace a $3mill/year guy whose competent at third with a $5mill/year guy whose wholly incompetent at the position.

there is absolutely no reason that polanco should be at 3b again unless everybody from dylan moore to mitch garver to possibly the ball girl is bleeding internally at the same time.

 

[cezero]

okay, i'm done lol.

i'm honestly just coming to m's games for comic relief at this point. that $20 i paid for this month will be worth it in that sense.

focusing on the guardians and o's tomorrow but i'll be back here for at least part of the m's shitshow too.

 

[MarinersBestFan]

2025 Scoring Summary:

Scored on a HR (twice)
Scored on a SF
Scored on an error

Have had 3 runs erased on plays at the plate.

 

[Anointed One]

That last play confirmed it beyond a doubt.

We do not have a real baseball team.

Exactly... When teams role with great pitching to offset their lack of offense - they have a great defense to keep them in games... We have bad defense at multiple positions and we can't make contact at the plate for the life of us... Us fans weren't buying the BS, this team is what it is...

Poor defense and poor offense is a recipe for a bad MLB team... I'd rather just watch our guys in the minors come up and suck like the veterans do... Julio and Kelenic... 2 can't miss prospects... We've screwed them both up... The Mariner way...