2019 Minnesota Twins

[Hauvea]

Self destruction is our forte'. Sad.

 

[Hauvea]

Wow. Zack is out of control.

 

[Hauvea]

This is why you want seasoned professionals.

 

[Hauvea]

...and Duffey. I guess we get to see if he has made the jump, or just enjoyed a month of beating up on weak competition.

 

[Hauvea]

Same old shit. Thanks for nothing Fluffey.

 

[Gopherfan84]

11 in a row to the Yankees, 14 in a row overall.

 

[Hauvea]

One thing this team needs, and there is no getting around it, is plate discipline. The Yankees are showing us how its done tonight, while we flail about. Learn dammit.

 

[Hauvea]

If we lose this one, and it certainly seems like we will, we once again did it to ourselves. We just don't know how to win big games.

 

[Hauvea]

Haha shaky starting, shit pen. We are truly back. You might have thought differently due to our dominance over weaker teams. But regardless of 101 win, and 307 homers, it has always been about winning the championship. And that just doesnt look possible with this team the way it is built. We will always run into these juggernauts who will wipe the floor with us.

 

[Nosferatu]

@mr.hockey4242 can we agree now that Gibson is garbage and always has been? Lance Lynn really is the better pitcher, this is not a I was right you were wrong post, just a Gibson is fucking trash post!

 

[Nosferatu]

Turn the lights out, this is over and embarrassing, I will never stop loving the Minnesota Twins but I will never again get my hopes up. It's one thing for us to bitch about our club but when I see others just laughing at us and treating us like a joke I wanna rip out their heart and fuck it in front of them before they die!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

@mr.hockey4242 can we agree now that Gibson is garbage and always has been? Lance Lynn really is the better pitcher, this is not a I was right you were wrong post, just a Gibson is fucking trash post!

Gibson would probably be a stud if he left the twins too

This organization is trash

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

@mr.hockey4242 can we agree now that Gibson is garbage and always has been? Lance Lynn really is the better pitcher, this is not a I was right you were wrong post, just a Gibson is fucking trash post!

Wasn't always garbage... showed good signs last year... then lost all offseason/preseason with e coli diagnosis (losing 20 lbs), then fatigued down the stretch (losing another 10-15 lbs from due to ulcerative cholitis). Probably should've been left off the post season roster altogether for that reason alone.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Turn the lights out, this is over and embarrassing, I will never stop loving the Minnesota Twins but I will never again get my hopes up. It's one thing for us to bitch about our club but when I see others just laughing at us and treating us like a joke I wanna rip out their heart and fuck it in front of them before they die!

@Win TWINS!!! wants you to chill out

Dallas Keuchel wouldn’t be a boost to our rotation

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Today's as good a day as any to get a win... against Tanaka.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

I should also note

I had no idea Gibson gave up 3 runs last night

I drank myself stupid long before that.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

@Win TWINS!!! wants you to chill out

Dallas Keuchel wouldn’t be a boost to our rotation

When those conversations were occurring... you were keying in on Kimbrel and bullpen...

but I'll play along

We should've traded for Grienke, too... Oh wait... he declined to remove us from his no trade list...

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I should also note

I had no idea Gibson gave up 3 runs last night

I drank myself stupid long before that.

Stupid happened long before the drinking...

 

[mr.hockey4242]

When those conversations were occurring... you were keying in on Kimbrel and bullpen...

but I'll play along

We should've traded for Grienke, too... Oh wait... he declined to remove us from his no trade list...

No I’ve wanted both starting and bullpen help.

I literally said before the season started that Martin Perez was the worst signing we’ve ever had

Yes, even over Ponson



You said, “it ain’t broke”

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Stupid happened long before the drinking...

That’s just me and @Nosferatu trying to dumb ourselves down to your level