2018 Minnesota Twins

[Win TWINS!!!]

I just sharted at that nonsense!

Ha seriously

It said during the $161 mil he’s made this contract his value has been worth $116 mil

But during his first contract he got paid $34 mil with a value of like $180 mil or some shit

It was a good read. Just read it again, after having read it a couple months ago.

Joe Mauer has earned every penny

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Welp.... I don't think they'll be getting the game in today....

 

[Nosferatu]

What wit da weather up nort dere in Minnasoda

 

[powerchord86]

Twins looked good this weekend. Didn't lose a single game.

 

[Hauvea]

Alrighty. Back to baseball. Been a long week.

 

[Nosferatu]

I know it's early yet but I told you guys I wanted Gerrit Cole, I knew once he got away from Shitsburgh he would care again and start to pitch like an ace.

3 starts
21 innings
10 hits
3 runs
4 walks
36 strikeouts
1.29 era
0.667 whip


Fuck, we would be favored in the Central if we could have landed him!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Can’t be having 7 pitch innings against Kluber.

He will never come out.

Morrison ever going to get going?

 

[mr.hockey4242]

I’m focused on the Wild, did we try and have Escobar bunt with 2 on no outs?

If not that’s just god awful managing.

 

[Hauvea]

The Twins are a cold as the Minnesota weather. Jeesh. Boring at bats. Morrison, Grossman, Castro...ouch.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Our offense is so fucking good

Hey Paul, just keep trotting the same losers out there

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Molitor is gonna pull Berrios with 84 pitches, no bases runners since the 2nd inning and do it between innings when the crowd doesn’t know??

Fuck this guy

Such a fucking idiotic loser

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Why pull Berrios? Fuck. An. A!

84 Pitches in warmer weather.


On the year, 99 batters faced. 29 SOs. 1 BB.

He only went to 3 balls on a batter once tonight.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Morrison, Grossman and Castro all need to find the bench

 

[Hauvea]

Jesus. Can we ever get a hit?

 

[Hauvea]

Way too many strike outs.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Mauer.... all he does is slap singles and hit into double plays....

 

[Hauvea]

Its time to make a move on Morrison. And what the hell? Why is Grossman in there?

 

[Hauvea]

Its just a matter of time before Cleveland gets a run. We aren't doing shit.

 

[Hauvea]

Morrison sucks. You need to move the damn runner!!! Even if you get an out!!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Morrison sucks lmao

Escobar!!!

We got a shot to win this!!!