2017 Minnesota Twins

[mr.hockey4242]

Joe Mauer continues to mash baseballs

Some would say I didn't see this coming

@Nosferatu can confirm I did.

 

[Nosferatu]

Joe Mauer continues to mash baseballs

Some would say I didn't see this coming

@Nosferatu can confirm I did.

I can also confirm you claim to hide things in your poop shoot...

 

[mr.hockey4242]

I can also confirm you claim to hide things in your poop shoot...

Your boldest claim was Mauer being our worst hitter and should play 1 game a weak lol

 

[Nosferatu]

Your boldest claim was Mauer being our worst hitter and should play 1 game a weak lol

You're right, a .270 slap hitter is worth 18 million a year.

 

[Nosferatu]

Your boldest claim was Mauer being our worst hitter and should play 1 game a weak lol

I would trade Mauer for Jeff Reboulet at this point to get ride his refuckingdicoulous contract!!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

You're right, a .270 slap hitter is worth 18 million a year.

He's hitting .294

Where is Vargas???

 

[mr.hockey4242]

You're right, a .270 slap hitter is worth 18 million a year.

And tell needle dick dozier to do his job so that Mauer .320ish average with RISP can be put to use

 

[mr.hockey4242]

If Santana starts allowing hits we are fucked

Anyone ever seen a pitcher give up so many homers/walks and still have a great ERA?

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Now he serves up Pujols 600th on a grand slam

Loser

 

[fknhippie]

who do they draft

 

[Nosferatu]

who do they draft

I think McKay

 

[fknhippie]

I think McKay

I wish...nope...we pull a fucking Minnesota WTF...

Twins draft Calif. high school SS Lewis at No. 1

 

[Nosferatu]

I wish...nope...we pull a fucking Minnesota WTF...

Twins draft Calif. high school SS Lewis at No. 1

It's the pussy way out, a kid they knew they could sign...Not sure why anyone would want the job of General Manager/President of Baseball operations whatever for the Minnesota Twins! We need a new stadium to keep doing the same fucking thing we have been doing to you for 35 years!!!!

 

[Gopherfan84]

Can we get Terry Ryan back?

Also, if we're not careful we'll have to put Gimenez on the DL for Tommy John surgery.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Pay back tonight.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Berrios to the BPs rescue.

Gonna need it all weekend with a double header and throwing 4 absolute dogshit starters in 3 days

 

[Gopherfan84]

How likely is it that Gimenez pitches at least 1 game this weekend? 50%? #havemauerpitch

 

[Nosferatu]

We need to go get Gerrit Cole right now!!!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Anyone not see this coming?

Just an insult to the fanbase

 

[Nosferatu]

Anyone know if I can write to Twins management?

I just want to write and say.

Dearest Management, Fuck you!

Signed, Nos!