2017 AL CENTRAL DISCUSSION

[WiggyRuss]

You Indian fan keep forgeting.....bob feller is not walking out of that dug out.....

but Corey Kluber is.

He makes Justin Verlander look like Jeremy Bonderman.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I AM scared. Jay Bruce.

Nothing about the:

I'm disappointed. You're slipping, Doug.

 

[Iffster]

I AM scared. Jay Bruce.

Doug, you are right. No need for you to be scared of Jay Bruce. What you SHOULD be scared about is the next 2-3 seasons of the Tiger franchise as they try and change from an old, slow, and over-paid team, to one that has a minor league system and can compete again.
Oh, you might also be scared that the 2017 season of Miggy Cabrera is the forerunner of seasons to come.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Yes.

I doubt he may remember me but tell him hey

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I doubt he may remember me but tell him hey

Oh, he'll remember you. I'll tell him you said hello.

Maybe he'll sign on - he has an account.

 

[dougplayer]

Verlander...raxor sharp. 1 hitter shut out.
Kluber couldn't carry verlander jock.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Verlander...raxor sharp. 1 hitter shut out.
Kluber couldn't carry verlander jock.

I'm sure Tigers' brass is happy that Verlander doesn't look like the steaming, worthless but very expensive pile of shit that he did in his first twenty-one starts this year.

Maybe now they'll be able to trade him off without eating all of that contract.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Oh, he'll remember you. I'll tell him you said hello.

Maybe he'll sign on - he has an account.

Appreciate it, he's good people

 

[Iffster]

Doug, you predicted Miggy Cabrera would hit .320 with 30 homers and 120 RBI. Any comment on that? Old age, injuries, bad weather, booze, drug connection cut off? I am sure you have an excuse for him. Excuses are who you are.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Kluber couldn't carry verlander jock.

lolz

Since Kluber got a full-time starting in 2014, Verlander has been his bitch.

JV - 6.5 IP/GS ~ 8.4 K/9 ~ 3.08 K/BB ~ 3.73 ERA
CK - 6.9 IP/GS ~ 10.3 K/9 ~ 5.10 K/BB ~ 2.95 ERA

Also, Kluber didn't shit down his leg in the World Series like Verlander does.

Verlander 0-3 with a 7.20 ERA in three World Series starts. No fucking heart.

 

[dougplayer]

Kluber if he was a tiger. Would wipe verlander nut sack. Kluber towel boy

 

[dougplayer]

lolz

Since Kluber got a full-time starting in 2014, Verlander has been his bitch.

JV - 6.5 IP/GS ~ 8.4 K/9 ~ 3.08 K/BB ~ 3.73 ERA
CK - 6.9 IP/GS ~ 10.3 K/9 ~ 5.10 K/BB ~ 2.95 ERA

Also, Kluber didn't shit down his leg in the World Series like Verlander does.

Verlander 0-3 with a 7.20 ERA in three World Series starts. No fucking heart.

Who has best inter league play stats...oo verlander does.
Post season. Only nelson Cruz filled with PEDs....can hit him. It was proven the next year

 

[dougplayer]

Nothing about the:

I'm disappointed. You're slipping, Doug.

Cody allen??? Is that you Cody boy???

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Who has best inter league play stats...oo verlander does.
Post season. Only nelson Cruz filled with PEDs....can hit him. It was proven the next year

0-3 in World Series starts. Shelled. 7.20 ERA.

His little mincey faggot balls shrivel up like grapes on the big stage. lolz

 

[dougplayer]

0-3 in World Series starts. Shelled. 7.20 ERA.

His little mincey faggot balls shrivel up like grapes on the big stage. lolz

2 starts in 2006. His rookie year.
Take that away...then look at his whole post season record. You must watch CNN. You fake stater

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

2 starts in 2006. His rookie year.
Take that away...then look at his whole post season record. You must watch CNN. You fake stater

Lolz

He got another shot at the big stage in 2012 and he shit himself again. Five earned runs in four innings. Can't handle pressure.

#nofuckingheart

 

[dougplayer]

Did kluber win you a ring??? No. He didnt

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Did kluber win you a ring??? No. He didnt

No, but you could make the argument that Justin "I'm a dripping pussy on the big stage" Verlander lost you two rings with the way he dropped those steamy shits on the pitching rubber when he got chances to pitch in the WS.

At least Kluber had the heart to show up for his World Series starts.

 

[dougplayer]

Liar.
Check his ALDS. AND ALCS stats.
You might know much about those games...being a Cleveland Indian fan

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Liar.
Check his ALDS. AND ALCS stats.
You might know much about those games...being a Cleveland Indian fan

Yeah, his ALDS and ALCS stats are alright -- not as good as Kluber's -- but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the biggest stage. The World Serious. Where Justin Verlander pisses his pants because he's a heartless bitch.

0-3, 7.20 ERA. lolz.