2017 AL CENTRAL DISCUSSION

[broncosmitty]

Joe Maddon would totally bat VMart in the leadoff slot. Cubs fans would foam from the mouths claiming it the savviest baseball mover ever.

Remember when Joe was the mad genius for his shifts?

Heard the other day nobody has done it less than him since he went to the Cubs.

That's genius.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Agreed. I'm also glad you used Chaucer English.

Seeing as it IS throwback Thursday are you thinking what I'm thinking?

that's chytfuq'd

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Remember when Joe was the mad genius for his shifts?

Heard the other day nobody has done it less than him since he went to the Cubs.

That's genius.

I also heard he doesn't employ it much because its too mainstream..He is the world's oldest hipster

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Alright, @SlinkyRedfoot, what is my avatar for the next week after losing our series bet?

I'm searching for your avi, but I'm having a hard time finding one that says, "I have sex with men and mug old ladies. Go White Sox!"

Take your time.

I had another idea. You remember that time you texted me talking about some new injury to an Indians player and provided a tiny url link to the story? Then, when I followed the link it went straight to a pic of a buck naked black guy sitting on a bed and his dick looked like a bowling pin that'd been dipped in the La Brea Tar Pits? Maybe you should wear that for a week?

 

[mr.hockey4242]

This weekend will be the time the Twins finally lose their grasp on this shitty division

But boy is it amazing this team has been in 1st place for like 40 days. We have 2 starters, no bullpen and an inconsistent sometimes good lineup.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I had another idea. You remember that time you texted me talking about some new injury to an Indians player and provided a tiny url link to the story? Then, when I followed the link it went straight to a pic of a buck naked black guy sitting on a bed and his dick looked like a bowling pin that'd been dipped in the La Brea Tar Pits? Maybe you should wear that for a week?

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

This weekend will be the time the Twins finally lose their grasp on this shitty division

But boy is it amazing this team has been in 1st place for like 40 days. We have 2 starters, no bullpen and an inconsistent sometimes good lineup.

Shitty division??? Look here bub...I would rather you say horrible disgraceful thing about my sister than talk down to the AL Central!!

 

[ChiSoxFan]

I had another idea. You remember that time you texted me talking about some new injury to an Indians player and provided a tiny url link to the story? Then, when I followed the link it went straight to a pic of a buck naked black guy sitting on a bed and his dick looked like a bowling pin that'd been dipped in the La Brea Tar Pits? Maybe you should wear that for a week?

Link please.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Seeing as it IS throwback Thursday are you thinking what I'm thinking?

that's chytfuq'd

Glad you reminded me about that. You're practically a rosetta stone for FN speak. People must know.

 

[Gopherfan84]

This weekend will be the time the Twins finally lose their grasp on this shitty division

But boy is it amazing this team has been in 1st place for like 40 days. We have 2 starters, no bullpen and an inconsistent sometimes good lineup.

Keep in mind in 2001 we were unexpectedly leading the division (with the second best record in MLB, behind the record-setting Mariners) at the All-Star Break before our run of dominating the AL Central began in 2002. Granted, for many of those years it was us and our four ugly step-siblings where the division was won before Opening Day.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Keep in mind in 2001 we were unexpectedly leading the division (with the second best record in MLB, behind the record-setting Mariners) at the All-Star Break before our run of dominating the AL Central began in 2002. Granted, for many of those years it was us and our four ugly step-siblings where the division was won before Opening Day.

Keep in mind, 2003-2010 Twins had five playoff berths and went a combined 2-15 in them.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Keep in mind, 2003-2010 Twins had five playoff berths and went a combined 2-15 in them.

6-21 total in the playoffs during that run of domination.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

6-21 total in the playoffs during that run of domination.

Oh snap

 

[Gopherfan84]

6-21 total in the playoffs during that run of domination.

We were talking about the division, not what happened in October.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Keep in mind, 2003-2010 Twins had five playoff berths and went a combined 2-15 in them.

Keep in mind the goal is to win the whole thing

When did Cleveland last achieve their goal?

 

[Iffster]

Where is Justin Verlander's #1 fan...doug? How will we know about JV's HEART status or if he will be "breaking one off" today?

 

[broncosmitty]

Where is Justin Verlander's #1 fan...doug? How will we know about JV's HEART status or if he will be "breaking one off" today?

Was the Calder Cup parade in Grand Rapids today?

 

[Iffster]

Was the Calder Cup parade in Grand Rapids today?

LOL. When was the last time Cleveland won the Calder Cup?

 

[broncosmitty]

LOL. When was the last time Cleveland won the Calder Cup?

63-64.

The Barons won 9 of em.

Adirondak/GR only has six combined.

 

[Iffster]

(The pitcher formerly known as) K-Rod complains about how he is being used....promptly gives up game tying homerun.