2014 MVP Speech.

[nuraman00]

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[nuraman00]

Starting now.

 

[nuraman00]

Durant is wearing glasses, but he's not reading anything. So this implies that they're not reading glasses, but glasses needed for more than close reading?

If so, shouldn't he be wearing these or prescription goggles during games?





His dream was to become a rec league coach.

 

[nuraman00]

"I've been through the toughest times with my family . . . but I'm still standing."

(Crowd applause).

 

[nuraman00]

Durant singles out the vets.

Hasheem Thabeet is included in that group. Weird, he's still a mid-aged player to me.

"I can walk in and have a terrible day, and see Hasheem smiling at me . . . at 7'3" . . . with small pants on. That will change my day."

 

[nuraman00]

"Perk, I hated you before you got here. But my perception changed after we got you.

The late night phone calls, the texts, after tough games, telling me I'm MVP (chokes up)."

 

[nuraman00]

"Serge, my ex next-door-neighbor. You still can't speak English, but I know what you're talking about."

 

[nuraman00]

Good video.

He didn't mention his sister, when he mentioned his family.

 

[MHSL82]

Good video.

He didn't mention his sister, when he mentioned his family.

Agree, it wouldn't have been so good had he mentioned his sister.

 

[nuraman00]

Agree, it wouldn't have been so good had he mentioned his sister.

LOL!

I meant it would have been even better and more complete if he mentioned everyone in his immediate family.

 

[nuraman00]

Agree, it wouldn't have been so good had he mentioned his sister.

One week later, and this is still the JOKE OF THE MONTH. Good post.

 

[nuraman00]

I need a lot of jokes this week. Keep them coming, every day.

Thanks.

 

[MHSL82]

I need a lot of jokes this week. Keep them coming, every day.

Thanks.

If I make just one joke a month and delete others' jokes, can I win joke of the month every month?

 

[nuraman00]

If I make just one joke a month and delete others' jokes, can I win joke of the month every month?

No, especially if you make rotten jokes.

You have to make good ones.

This was not a good joke btw.

 

[MHSL82]

No, especially if you make rotten jokes.

You have to make good ones.

This was not a good joke btw.

It wasn't a joke. Ha! The joke's on you! BTW, this wasn't a joke either, even if it had been funny.

 

[nuraman00]

Just because you say "Just Kidding" or "Kidding", it doesn't mean it's a real joke.

I want real jokes from you.

 

[MHSL82]

Just because you say "Just Kidding" or "Kidding", it doesn't mean it's a real joke.

I want real jokes from you.

How about JK?

You need to handicap my jokes because they aren't coming from someone very funny. It's unfair to hold me to that standard. What do you want? I'm only an unserious human, not a funny one! :Slamsdoor:

 

[nuraman00]

How about JK?

You need to handicap my jokes because they aren't coming from someone very funny. It's unfair to hold me to that standard. What do you want? I'm only an unserious human, not a funny one! :Slamsdoor:

I wanted you to make my day.

 

[HubertJubberman]

Ayeeeeee! PG County represent!!!!