(2) BOSTON BRUINS vs. (7) WASHINGTON CAPITALS Series Thread

[jstewismybastardson]

Tyler Seguin ‏ @tylerseguin92
Getting lunch at the harbor in Washington and a bird just pooped on me and my phone. Good sign.


That's right bitch!

good work WW

 

[SLY]

good work WW

LMFAO!!!! hahahaha.

 

[ritari330]

lol at Dale Hunter thinking we are targeting Backstrom's head. Fucking jackass.

edit: Oh the irony. Jackass.

I'd trust him in this instance, he knows what he's talking about with headshots.

Also the fact that, well, you guys are.

 

[SLY]

That's funny... Perhaps he should not skate directly at the opposition after the final horn. We are not targeting anyones head, that is retarded.

 

[ritari330]

That's funny... Perhaps he should not skate directly at the opposition after the final horn. We are not targeting anyones head, that is retarded.

You just called your own team retarded.

 

[SLY]

You know what I meant god dammit. I've been out of school too long.

 

[elocomotive]

That's funny... Perhaps he should not skate directly at the opposition after the final horn. We are not targeting anyones head, that is retarded.

lol @ Ritari. What a fag. There clearly targeting every part of the body for cheap shots equally.

 

[SLY]

 

[SLY]

Little too much faggotry going on in here today. Must be sour about the loss last night.

 

[elocomotive]

Little too much faggotry going on in here today. Must be sour about the loss last night.

Yeah, fucking Caps' pussies acting like bitches as usual. Lol @ them.

 

[SLY]

Couldn't agree more.

 

[elocomotive]

Couldn't agree more.

Right on, brotha! GO BRUINS!

 

[SLY]

So... eloco's got a stick up his ass because I use the word "fag" on the Capitals and because his team is full of gaping pussies. You can bring up the Rags all you want eloco, doesn't take away from the fact that the Caps will be ousted early in the playoffs yet again. But you did get something right. Caps are fudge packers and GO BRUINS!

 

[IPostedWhat]

Yeah, I know I'm late on this one, but.....

 

[SLY]

Hahahaha, holy shit. Yea I still cant see your pic, but where the fuck you been bro?

 

[elocomotive]

Since you mentioned irony on a previous page, I only assumed you were also familiar with satire...

Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon.

A common feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—"in satire, irony is militant"[2]—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.

I'm simply mocking the fact that this thread has an 8th grade boys' locker room ambiance. I'm not above mixing it up with some shit talking. But (1) yes, I do take exception to terms which are hateful by their very nature/being. Asshole, dick, douchebag, and fuckhead all suffice without being hateful to a particular group of people. (2) Your homer glasses are insanely thick. I realize the Bruins have assembled the fastest, strongest, most talented, and most righteous group of skaters ever known to god and man, but maybe, just maybe, once in awhile the refs miss a call that favors you or make a bad call that benefits you. And maybe, just maybe, every player on the opposition isn't a sniveling, diving, talentless puss bag that can't stand up for themselves and lucks into anything good that happens to them.

 

[SLY]

Come on now... I dont think all the Caps are talentless puss bags.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Come on now... I dont think all the Caps are talentless puss bags.

take Ovechkin for example ... that dude has talent

 

[elocomotive]

take Ovechkin for example ... that dude had talent

Not to be the grammar police, Jstew, but you used the wrong verb tense.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Not to be the grammar police, Jstew, but you used the wrong verb tense.

idk ... i think the talent is still there ... you just have to move all the puss bags that have enveloped him over to one side