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[Floffman]

The wife said they got a guy in the emergency room yesterday who had had an erection for over 24 hours. Took too much Viagra. So, I guess those stories about 4 hour erections are true. The procedure to re-channel blood flow away from the dick sounds like it is pretty painful.

Did the surgery hurt?

 

[blade]

Did the surgery hurt?

She didn't say, but when she talked to the phlebotomist, the guy was pale white and shaking.

Can I fuck that Asian kid in the Leopard pants?

 

[Floffman]

She didn't say, but when she talked to the phlebotomist, the guy was pale white and shaking.

Can I fuck that Asian kid in the Leopard pants?

$50 Dorra to fuck him

 

[Kate Upton]

I thought you were done posting?? Changed your mind I see.

I'll be here at night when there's a game and I have nothing else to do.

I've made a lot of friends doing this over the years.

Want to know why I did what I did?

Take a look at this thread from about 9-1 today.

Then try and participate in that shit for the better part of the last year or so.

 

[heatwave31]

Are you guys acting up.. r

 

[CowboyB]

Are you guys acting up.. r

We got the league full. No thanks to you

 

[Floffman]

We got the league full. No thanks to you

Yea Heatwave you gay

 

[CowboyB]

Yea Heatwave you gay

Wasn't expecting to miss Jets, Pickles, and John today.

Really surprised on my boy chuckycheese lol.

 

[Village Plumber]

I'll be here at night when there's a game and I have nothing else to do.

I've made a lot of friends doing this over the years.

Want to know why I did what I did?

Take a look at this thread from about 9-1 today.

Then try and participate in that shit for the better part of the last year or so.

To summarize the day in emoticons...

:ss: --> --> :bj: --> --> -->

 

[CowboyB]

To summarize the day in emoticons...

:ss: --> --> :bj: --> --> -->

nice

 

[CowboyB]

Lets go Astros!!

 

[Village Plumber]

Good news for Blue Jays fans tonight .... Ben Francisco bats from the right side of the plate, so he'll be in the lineup tonight

He doesn't hit from any side of the plate, mind you. But he does bat from the right side

 

[bksballer89]

Is there a reason red sox home games start before 7 now?

 

[CowboyB]

Floff. Its a big shame there isn't a team or school that uses the # sign.

#VAG would be great.

 

[CowboyB]

Is there a reason red sox home games start before 7 now?

They play at half staff.

 

[heatwave31]

We got the league full. No thanks to you

Sorry cowboy busy at work didnt get a chance to finish things up. I will be all signed up by tonight so i will be kicking your asses from here on out

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Has JD revealed why he needed to have a timeout from this place yet?

If so, what is it? I am too tired to scroll around looking for it.

 

[heatwave31]

Good news for Blue Jays fans tonight .... Ben Francisco bats from the right side of the plate, so he'll be in the lineup tonight

He doesn't hit from any side of the plate, mind you. But he does bat from the right side

We shal see. We shal see

 

[Village Plumber]

Is there a reason red sox home games start before 7 now?

Is there a reason why a guy with a -25 OPS+ is batting 2nd in the lineup, and the 2nd best (healthy) power hitter on the team is sitting on the bench while a guy 1 home run in his entire career against lefties is batting in the middle of the lineup?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Is there a reason red sox home games start before 7 now?

Just for April.. an effort to boost children attending...