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12 Things That Took Less Time Than NFL’s DeflateGate Investigation

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not a Patriots fan or apologist.

But is not this 'deflategate' the dumbest, biggest waste of time, effort and written space ever?

Every damn team's quarterbacks want their footballs the way the want them- they all do it, and those that dont, dont care if others do.

Cant remember when I've seen this much angst over nothing.
 

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And closing in rapidly.

Close only counts in house shoes and hand grenades.

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Close only counts in house shoes and hand grenades.

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You seem to be struggling with basic English on this one.

Here I'll help you out.

I used the word Closing


[kloh-zing]

noun
1.
the end or conclusion, as of a speech.
2.
something that closes; a fastening, as of a purse.



You mistook it for Close


klōs/
adjective
1.
a short distance away or apart in space or time.

adverb
1.
in a position so as to be very near to someone or something; with very little space between.


Good job, good effort.

 

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That was nothing but a smoke screen. They needed something juicy to distract everyone from the Aaron Hernandez mess. Give the press a made up controversy so nobody has to talk about the former teammate in the middle of a murder trial.
 

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You seem to be struggling with basic English on this one.

Here I'll help you out.

I used the word Closing


[kloh-zing]

noun
1.
the end or conclusion, as of a speech.
2.
something that closes; a fastening, as of a purse.



You mistook it for Close


klōs/
adjective
1.
a short distance away or apart in space or time.

adverb
1.
in a position so as to be very near to someone or something; with very little space between.


Good job, good effort.



LMFAO.... Well then let me set your head a rest....
You are neither close to us nor are you closing in

6 > 4
 

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LMFAO.... Well then let me set your head a rest....
You are neither close to us nor are you closing in

6 > 4


Really? Where did you learn, or more accurately failed to learn, basic math?:L

Before the 2014 season 6 v 3

at the end of the 2014 season 6 v 4, which would constitute closing in.
 

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Really? Where did you learn, or more accurately failed to learn, basic math?:L

Before the 2014 season 6 v 3

at the end of the 2014 season 6 v 4, which would constitute closing in.


And close or closing in only coulnts in horse-shoes and hand grenades.
Cowboys and 9ers are closer than y'all and I worry more about the Sowboys catching us than the Cheatroits!!!
 

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And close or closing in only coulnts in horse-shoes and hand grenades.
Cowboys and 9ers are closer than y'all and I worry more about the Sowboys catching us than the Cheatroits!!!
Horsehoes? Why do steelers fans think so small?
Close counts with nuclear weapons too. Better run - we're coming!!!!!
 

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Since the epic SB win a few months back, there's been such a shutting up of the losers, it's actually mildly amusing to see a few stoic "Cheatriots" bozos still spewing on.
 

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Since the epic SB win a few months back, there's been such a shutting up of the losers, it's actually mildly amusing to see a few stoic "Cheatriots" bozos still spewing on.
They are writing (and rewriting their bullshit), getting ready for the inevitable. The Patriots will be exonerated but there will be blood. It is good (for them) to crawl in a hole but they must face reality at some time. Some will make nests in trees (Ravens), some will gallop off (colts), some will get the hell out of here (Jets), the rest will just accept that the Patriots are the best organization in sports. Apologies will not come because they are too weak....
 

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Since the epic SB win a few months back, there's been such a shutting up of the losers, it's actually mildly amusing to see a few stoic "Cheatriots" bozos still spewing on.


I believe it was a Cheatriot fan that started this thread Clownboy.....
 

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They are writing (and rewriting their bullshit), getting ready for the inevitable. The Patriots will be exonerated but there will be blood. It is good (for them) to crawl in a hole but they must face reality at some time. Some will make nests in trees (Ravens), some will gallop off (colts), some will get the hell out of here (Jets), the rest will just accept that the Patriots are the best organization in sports. Apologies will not come because they are too weak....


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Count'em up....
6, makes us the BEST!!!
With your 4 that don't even make y'all 2nd best. :pound:
 

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