MLB Daily Thread: 10-18-17: Baby bombers lead Yankees in epic comeback win!!!

[redseat]

Where's Matavius Bryant end up?

Titans?

 

[PolarVortex]

Meh. Everything kicks.

I was crossbow hunting with a guy I know -- experienced hunter and a Vietnam combat vet -- when he got a similar laceration from the crossbow.

Shit happens.

I got a .22 with an 18" barrel that my 12-year-old daughter shoots. She does just fine. Doesn't have any scars.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I knew the Astros bullpen was a liability.

This series rests on Dallas and Verlander being able to repeat games one and two.

I got ya back, Bro...large munnies on the Yanks tonight

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I got a .22 with an 18" barrel that my 12-year-old daughter shoots. She does just fine. Doesn't have any scars.

May that streak continue.

 

[PolarVortex]

Also:

LOL. Yeah, very realistic. I got a sawed off 20 gauge. Still got to use two hands with it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

LOL. Yeah, very realistic. I got a sawed off 20 gauge. Still got to use two hands with it.

Pussy.

 

[OutlawImmortal]

Thats just your ass

Sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

 

[PolarVortex]

Pussy.

I have a Harley too. Haven't tried to shoot a shotgun one-hand while driving it. Maybe this afternoon.

 

[PolarVortex]

Sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

I prefer Victoria Secret slips myself. The Freudian slips just seem so Oedipusish.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I have a Harley too. Haven't tried to shoot a shotgun one-hand while driving it. Maybe this afternoon.

Godspeed.

 

[redseat]

I have a Harley too. Haven't tried to shoot a shotgun one-hand while driving it. Maybe this afternoon.

video it when you do

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

LOL. Yeah, very realistic. I got a sawed off 20 gauge. Still got to use two hands with it.

That's cause yer not a cyborg from the future...DUH

 

[PolarVortex]

video it when you do

Just don't expect a Swartznegger, part deux. My hair is too long and I don't have a leather jacket. And my sunglasses are Oakleys, not rayban.

 

[PolarVortex]

That's cause yer not a cyborg from the future...DUH

Are you sure?

 

[redseat]

Just don't expect a Swartznegger, part deux. My hair is too long and I don't have a leather jacket. And my sunglasses are Oakleys, not rayban.

or for it to be a real Harley

 

[redseat]

Are you sure?

wait, are you guy the cops recently arrested who said he was from like 2040 or something?

 

[PolarVortex]

wait, are you guy the cops recently arrested who said he was from like 2040 or something?

That guy got confused because he did not re-metabolize well when he went through the portal. He's actually from 2127.

 

[redseat]

That guy got confused because he did not re-metabolize well when he went through the portal. He's actually from 2127.

ok, that makes more sense now

 

[tducey]

Good win for the Yankees yesterday, I still think Houston wins but the Yanks aren't going down quietly.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Are you sure?

Based on the previous 14 dickpicks you've sent me?

Pretty positive