MLB Daily Thread: 08/16/17: Chapman did his best to blow game last night

[Rock Strongo]

This will happen to me. The men in my family have weak achilles on our left feet.
Mines been sore for 15 years.

Gotta stop by my dads every day after work and do everything for him but wipe his ass. 3 floor condo...

got a nasty infection (photo) and now hes immobile even longer.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This will happen to me. The men in my family have weak achilles on our left feet.
Mines been sore for 15 years.

Gotta stop by my dads every day after work and do everything for him but wipe his ass. 3 floor condo...

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I hate you.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I hate you.

my fathers 64...got out of a canoe, and it popped. a guy 20 ft away heard it.

surgery last monday...got infected.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

This will happen to me. The men in my family have weak achilles on our left feet.
Mines been sore for 15 years.

Gotta stop by my dads every day after work and do everything for him but wipe his ass. 3 floor condo...

got a nasty infection (photo) and now hes immobile even longer.

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[soxfan1468927]

my fathers 64...got out of a canoe, and it popped. a guy 20 ft away heard it.

surgery last monday...got infected.

I thought you were 64

 

[Rock Strongo]

I thought you were 64

42 in novembner and handsome as fuck

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I thought you were 64

Give him a handsome pic Rocko

 

[navamind]

This will happen to me. The men in my family have weak achilles on our left feet.
Mines been sore for 15 years.

Gotta stop by my dads every day after work and do everything for him but wipe his ass. 3 floor condo...

got a nasty infection (photo) and now hes immobile even longer.

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I was fapping until you posted this. Thanks a lot asshole.

 

[Rock Strongo]

the best part...they gave him a scooter to kneel on, 4 wheels, so he can get around. he has to use the knee he had a replacement done on.

fuck that

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

my fathers 64...got out of a canoe, and it popped. a guy 20 ft away heard it.

surgery last monday...got infected.

That's brutal. I hear that's painful as a mother fucker. The tendon snaps up into a ball behind your thigh.

You remember when that happened to Gabe Kepler rounding second? I felt so bad for that dude.

Glad you don't have to wipe your dad's ass. I bet old guys' shits stink something fierce.

 

[soxfan1468927]

42 in novembner and handsome as fuck

Even in your jean shorts?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was fapping until you posted this. Thanks a lot asshole.

I was actually inspired to start when I saw it and I'm at the office. That's why I hate him.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Sooooo

Would I rather than Yankees win the Wildcard (i know its a crapshoot), but if they win that, I think I would rather the floundering Astros in a series, instead of the Indians

 

[Rock Strongo]

That's brutal. I hear that's painful as a mother fucker. The tendon snaps up into a ball behind your thigh.

You remember when that happened to Gabe Kepler rounding second? I felt so bad for that dude.

Glad you don't have to wipe your dad's ass. I bet old guys' shits stink something fierce.

when i was in college, my hockey coach was doing curls...heavy ones.

snapped his bicep clean...balled into his shoulder. he just got up, said "awww, fuck...again?" and walked to drive himself to the ER.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Sooooo

Would I rather than Yankees win the Wildcard (i know its a crapshoot), but if they win that, I think I would rather the floundering Astros in a series, instead of the Indians

Mmhmm sure you would.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

when i was in college, my hockey coach was doing curls...heavy ones.

snapped his bicep clean...balled into his shoulder. he just got up, said "awww, fuck...again?" and walked to drive himself to the ER.

Steroids.

 

[soxfan1468927]

when i was in college, my hockey coach was doing curls...heavy ones.

snapped his bicep clean...balled into his shoulder. he just got up, said "awww, fuck...again?" and walked to drive himself to the ER.

How did he skate with his giant balls?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Even in your jean shorts?

if you know the show...

 

[Rock Strongo]

Steroids.

yeah, probably. he was short but jacked. won a D3 title at suny plattsburg or something before he coached.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Mmhmm sure you would.

LOL......There wont be a bigger Swing game in baseball this season, than what happened Sunday night

But seriously, how things are starting to take shape, I may want no part of this Indians team, the Yankees dont beat good pitching....At least with Houston, if you steal one from Keuchel, you can have them in a lot of trouble