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This was peak Tom Herman football.

I'd be kinda relieved to be honest. Then i wouldn't have to watch my team perform their unique brand of inconsistent mediocrity.

With the exception of my aunt who's a UNC alum, the entirety of tarheel nation can kiss my royal blue ass.

Great idea, give 60 million dollars to the guy with exploding knees. And trade Cam for a pack of bubblegum and a case of miller light instead of giving him a chance to return to the field. Marty Hurney can eat shit, fuck him.

Somehow 2020 has managed to be 10 times worse than 2019 in only three months, and this is coming from a guy who spent most of last year on crutches. I blame this all on UNC.

I guess trading the bambino wasn't enough, the red sox felt the need to trade away a second generational talent for peanuts.

Congratulations to all the chiefs who weren't around for SB IV. Years of failure, pain and misery finally validated. May you all feast on that tasty KC barbecue for weeks to come.

Reid is gonna demolish the nearest buffet to hard rock stadium tonight.

Aaaand there's the game.

Indeed, their postseason failure is certainly divine punishment.

Hasn't stopped fanboys before i.e. Saints fans in the 2018 NFC championship.

Well if the 49ers lose, now they've got something to bitch over for a decade.

In what way is that shit a touchdown?

Imagine the stress and terror Chiefs fans are enduring right now.

Goddamn I'm only on my 3rd beer. Granted I've had 2 bombers worth and my current drink is nearly 14% abv, but still.

I'm just happy this is better than last years pitiful excuse for a superbowl.

Well goddamn a Mahomes interception.

Just got done eating, time for more high gravity beer.

When was the last good SB halftime show anyway?

I'm 22 so yeah that's pretty accurate.

Holy shit a FB scoring a td in the superbowl. A sight I thought I'd never see.

How watching the superbowl for the commercials became socially acceptable I will never understand.

Can you say PICK?!

Mahomes decides to get it himself.

Who the hell asked for a black widow movie anyway? Even actual comic book nerds don't give a shit about her.