OT - I'm bored, Part III!

[puckhead]

real pitching duel in cleveland today

 

[SLY]

One of them was probably Jeff...

Way to throw me under the bus...

 

[KillerVee]

Way to throw me under the bus...

How insensitive! But I wasn't hit by a bus. I was hit by a luxury sedan.

 

[SLY]

God damn that was delicious. My supervisor gave me this crushed red pepper/parmesan mix to put on pasta. I just tried it, it was delicious. Goes well with my MGD as well. God I needed some alcohol in my system.

 

[SLY]

How insensitive! But I wasn't hit by a bus. I was hit by a luxury sedan.

I would never step on your feet... Or shove you. Unfortunately I am a gentleman. Doesn't get me anywhere with women though, perhaps I should be a douche.

 

[SLY]

I'm liking the Sox offense... But Lester is fucking up bad. Gave up 3 homeruns so far,

 

[KillerVee]

I'd recommend that, actually. We always love jerks.

 

[Darkstone42]

Way to throw me under the bus...

I see no buses here.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

W for #WINNING

it's a sign, I tells ya

do I get an assist if they win this year

 

[SLY]

I'd recommend that, actually. We always love jerks.

Yea I know... But I am not fake, this is me. Some day I will find the right chick who appreciates it... Im in no rush.

 

[SLY]

I see no buses here.

The short bus just pulled up.

 

[Darkstone42]

I'd recommend that, actually. We always love jerks.

YouTube always lets me down with the Spongebob scenes. I wanted to post the "I'm a jerk!" quote from Musclebob Buffpants, but it's not there.

 

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[Darkstone42]

The short bus just pulled up.

Not my ride.

 

[Darkstone42]

We're advertising through dogs now? Moving on up.

 

[SLY]

Pretty soon we'll be on blimps.

 

[SLY]

Damnit, we need Lester to be like he was last year... I know its the beginning of the season, but he did not look good today.

 

[Darkstone42]

A guy who graduated from my college last year came to give a talk today about his job with Mecco to the Physics majors. I helped him bring the laser writer in for his demonstration, even though I wasn't going to the talk (I spent that time in my lab.) Well, during the talk, he made customized pens for everyone with the laser writer. They just typed whatever they wanted the pen to say into a computer attached to the laser and it prints it. Since I helped him transport the laser, I got one even though I wasn't at the talk. Mine says, "[My Name], Destroyer of Worlds."

It's awesome.

Also, I got the Destroyer of Worlds thing from this hilarious clip. Watch it.

 

[SLY]

DESTROYER OF SENSES!

 

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