Why do we know the toothbrush was invented in Texas?

[li0lsh]

If it were invented in Nebraska it would have been called a teethbrush.

 

[vtpoop]

If it was invented in West Virginia it would be called that thing you stick up your ass

 

[TheRobotDevil]

If it was invented in West Virginia it would be called that thing you stick up your ass

MMTIRH!!!

 

[li0lsh]

If it was invented in West Virginia it would be called that thing you stick up your ass

wouldn't that be...

nevermind

 

[Smoke]

If it were invented in Nebraska it would have been called a teethbrush.

Prepare for the onslaught of butt hurt Husker fans.

 

[li0lsh]

lol!

 

[Red_Alert]

Prepare for the onslaught of butt hurt Husker fans.

That went over your head didn't it smoke?

 

[Red_Alert]

If it were invented in Ohio, it'd be autographed by Buckeye football players.

 

[Driaz]

That went over your head didn't it smoke?

Just a hunch, but I think one of our friendly mods not named jedburks might have taken to some creative editing in this thread.....

 

[li0lsh]

lol

 

[NUance]

Texas?? I thought it was invented in Oklahoma. But nobody had any use for it so they traded it to Texas for a pouch of chewin tobaccy.

 

[NUance]

LOL @ getting a joke from an issue of reader's digest...

Readers Digest?? My grandma is the only Reders Digest subscriber I know. li0lsh--Is that you grandma? I awlays suspsected you knew more abotuthe Internet than you let on.