And that means you TB, you crawddie suckin', grass eatin’ corndogger. Prepare to meet thy doom tonight. You’re going up against the Mighty Gators and we’re on a roll baby. One in a row.
and we got our Jeff Driskel back! Bad news for you fuckers.
Been up since 5. Already had my coffee and started on my first "Double the Vodka Bloody Mary" of the morning.
USC doesn't play until 7:30 tonight. Hope I make it that long.
Damn, you're gonna be snockered before your game even kicks off!
I'm figuring that I'll get drank, have a nap later in the day and then be ready to go by kickoff. The one possible flaw in my plan is that are good games spread throughout the day.
I can't remember if it was UT or WEV but I think one of those cats got drunk two different times and endured two different hangovers in one day a while back. Pretty impressive.
My hangover combined with the cow bells has made my head feel like it is gonna explode.
But, screw it. It's Saturday!
Get some bloody mary mix and double the vodka that the recipe calls for, fix ya right up.
Or, if you're done drankin' and there's a Taco Bell nearby, get 2 Taco Bell tacos (just the regular one's, not the one's with sour cream).