Fucking LOL at the 49ers offseason

[seahawksfan234]

-Aldon Smith with a bomb threat.
-Colin Kaepernick under investigation for possible sexual assault.
-Chris Culliver with a misdemeanor hit-and-run as well as a felony charge for possession of brass knuckles.
-Harbaugh feud with ownership. Nearly banished to Cleveland.

"Above reproach"

 

[DunceKaep]

SB Champs XLVIII.
That would be the Seattle Seahawks.

 

[DonyellFreak]

" So we want to be above reproach in everything and do everything by the rules. Because if you cheat to win, then you've already lost, according to Bo Schembechler. And Bo Schembechler is about next to the word of God as you can get in my mind. It's not the word of God, but it's close." - Jimmy Harbaugh.

 

[broncosmitty]

-Aldon Smith with a bomb threat.
-Colin Kaepernick under investigation for possible sexual assault.
-Chris Culliver with a misdemeanor hit-and-run as well as a felony charge for possession of brass knuckles.
-Harbaugh feud with ownership. Nearly banished to Cleveland.

"Above reproach"

You left out the Jonathon Martin signing. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But this is the franchise of Joe Montana, Ronnie Lott and Jerry Rice we're tallinbough here. It's a damn shame. I don't think Mike Singletary would tolerate this bullshit.

 

[broncosmitty]

Im sorry, should have said TRADE.

 

[HammerDown]

I only have one question. If I'm in SoCal, is it safe to go outside or are there any 49ers in the area?

 

[broncosmitty]

I only have one question. If I'm in SoCal, is it safe to go outside or are there any 49ers in the area?

Stay on the patio.

 

[Naughtymax]

-Aldon Smith with a bomb threat.
-Colin Kaepernick under investigation for possible sexual assault.
-Chris Culliver with a misdemeanor hit-and-run as well as a felony charge for possession of brass knuckles.
-Harbaugh feud with ownership. Nearly banished to Cleveland.

"Above reproach"

Possession of brass knuckles is a felony?

 

[cdumler7]

It has been a crazy off season but just remember it can all go to hell pretty quickly for any team. Heck I remember last year for the Broncos our off season started with 2 of the main FO guys being arrested for drunk driving and having to leave the team for counseling to then be followed up by Von Miller being suspended for 6 games for tampering with a drug test. There were other things but it definitely lead to a long off season so I know the pain of seeing what looks like a promising season begin to look like it is derailing before it even starts. Every day it was hard to want to check the sports news in fear of what else could happen.


Anyway hang in there 49er fans.

 

[sonnyblack65]

I only have one question. If I'm in SoCal, is it safe to go outside or are there any 49ers in the area?

Get raped,run over or blown up, not very good odds. Find a doomsday prepper and live underground till it clears

 

[MISKO]

I only have one question. If I'm in SoCal, is it safe to go outside or are there any 49ers in the area?

maybe you should conciser buying a fallout shelter .. they make them pretty nice theses days

 

[BloodType49]

pfffft it wasn't even a real bomb....

 

[HammerDown]

The Raiders must be so embarrassed to share the bay area with the Niners right now.

 

[Red_Chaos]

maybe you should conciser buying a fallout shelter .. they make them pretty nice theses days

dat fridge is really small tho

 

[sonnyblack65]

pfffft it wasn't even a real bomb....

Oh its ok then. Smith is only pretending to be a terrorist,makes sense now

 

[SoCalWizFan]

pfffft it wasn't even a real bomb....

Doesn't matter. What person doesn't know that you don't say things like this in the screening area? Especially when it is in an airport where someone killed a TSA agent less than 6 months ago. It is highly likely that this idiot is going to do something else to get himself in trouble in the very near future.

 

[BloodType49]

Oh its ok then. Smith is only pretending to be a terrorist,makes sense now

apparently sarcasm is missed on some...

 

[HammerDown]

It's almost 9:30 in the morning and I'm happy to report that there hasn't been a single terrorist attack in SoCal by any 49ers. I'll report in again at noon.

 

[SoCalWizFan]

apparently sarcasm is missed on some...

Nah - it is hard to pickup on sarcasm on a message board, but I see where you were coming from now. Still doesn't do much to downplay the fact that Smith is a moron.

 

[sonnyblack65]

apparently sarcasm is missed on some...

Obviously