Have You Seen This Man/Dino?

[ChrisperJ10]

MISSING
Missing From: Miami Florida, Last Seen in Chicago Illinois since 5/10/2013

Christopher Wesson “Chris” Bosh

Age: Unknown
Missing Since: 05/10/2013
Date of Birth: 03/24/1984
Ethnicity: Reptillia, Velociraptor
Sex: Male
Hair Color: Bald
Eye Color: Green eyes, Cat like pupils
Weight: 235 IBS
Height: 6’11 – Plays like he’s about 6’1 1/2
Last Seen: 5/10/2013

Missing From: Miami Florida, Last Seen in Chicago Illinois

Other Information: The skull, which grew up to 25 cm long, is uniquely up-curved, concave on the upper surface and convex on the lower. The jaws are lined with 26–28 widely spaced teeth on each side.

Glasses with no lenses in them, Capri pants with a fur coat made out of squirrels.

Hardly plays in the paint. One of the worst rebounding “All-star” Bigs in NBA History. Last seen outside of the 3 pt line

If you have any information about this person,
PLEASE CONTACT LeBronneedshelp INC by calling (800)ovr-paid Ask for Dixie Normus​

 

[wlk3]

 

[ChrisperJ10]

This isn't a joke thread... If he is not found, all hell will break lose...















































































On every sports site, sports network, etc, etc...

 

[wlk3]

I think I see him right ther... right there... I thought I saw him...

 

[ChrisperJ10]

I think I see him right ther... right there... I thought I saw him...

This is serious man don't you get it! We're talking about a full scale epidemic here, and you're making a mockery of the situation.

Do you have no shame, sir? No decency?

 

[wlk3]

 

[LAKERSUSCBAM]

some funny shit

 

[ChrisperJ10]

some funny shit

No, it's not even close to being funny.

 

[wlk3]

:car:

 

[ChrisperJ10]

Laugh it up people... Once it's to late, don't come crying to me asking to help.

 

[wlk3]

 

[ChrisperJ10]

Very funnny prick. What if he mates with fucking Lady GaGa, or someone equally unattractive? Then you'd have to worry about the spam that's coming once LeBron James loses, and the birth of would quite possibly be the deadliest dinosaur of all-time. The viloci ________ <<<<<*insert ugly dinosaur looking celebrity here*

What do you think about that!?

 

[ChrisperJ10]

This thread needs to stay at the top of the NBA forum, i'm serious you guise!

 

[wlk3]

:rapture:

 

[ChrisperJ10]

:rapture:

Exactly...

 

[logic]

[YOUTUBE]Paul George's Facial on Bosh in Super Slow Motion! - YouTube[/YOUTUBE]

MISSING
Missing From: Miami Florida, Last Seen in Chicago Illinois since 5/10/2013

Christopher Wesson “Chris” Bosh

Age: Unknown
Missing Since: 05/10/2013
Date of Birth: 03/24/1984
Ethnicity: Reptillia, Velociraptor
Sex: Male
Hair Color: Bald
Eye Color: Green eyes, Cat like pupils
Weight: 235 IBS
Height: 6’11 – Plays like he’s about 6’1 1/2
Last Seen: 5/10/2013

Missing From: Miami Florida, Last Seen in Chicago Illinois

Other Information: The skull, which grew up to 25 cm long, is uniquely up-curved, concave on the upper surface and convex on the lower. The jaws are lined with 26–28 widely spaced teeth on each side.

Glasses with no lenses in them, Capri pants with a fur coat made out of squirrels.

Hardly plays in the paint. One of the worst rebounding “All-star” Bigs in NBA History. Last seen outside of the 3 pt line

If you have any information about this person,
PLEASE CONTACT LeBronneedshelp INC by calling (800)ovr-paid Ask for Dixie Normus​

 

[logic]

[YOUTUBE]Paul George's Facial on Bosh in Super Slow Motion! - YouTube[/YOUTUBE]

Well that didn't work

 

[Black Adam]

LMAO!!! and i was just thinking the Miami P.D. should put out an A.P.B. for this guy. the missing person's report was an EXCELLENT touch. totally fits...

ok ok, back to serious mode...

 

[RobToxin]

Very funnny prick. What if he mates with fucking Lady GaGa, or someone equally unattractive? Then you'd have to worry about the spam that's coming once LeBron James loses, and the birth of would quite possibly be the deadliest dinosaur of all-time. The viloci ________ <<<<<*insert ugly dinosaur looking celebrity here*

What do you think about that!?

The Vilocibosh?

 

[Black Adam]

hm, i wonder how many Heat fans are STILL spouting that "we ain't worried" nonsense this morning...?

ok, i mean the HONEST ones...