2013 All-Star Weekend Thread.

[nuraman00]

It's hard to watch this game. If anyone has a driving lane at the FT line, someone just takes off for a dunk.

Rubio To Faried is a pretty good play.

I watched until a little bit after the 1st commercial break in the 1st quarter, then I just fast forwarded through the rest.

It's halftime now, so I skipped through 1/2 of the 1st and all of the 2nd.

 

[nuraman00]

Malone is broadcasting now. He says there should have been some hard fouls in this game.

 

[nuraman00]

Malone: I like being up here with these two (Shaq and Barkley), because they know what the hell they're talking about.

Some of these other guys, I have to hit the mute button (mimes hitting a button on a TV remote).

 

[nuraman00]

Malone (to Faried): Everytime I turn on the TV, you're in highlight, playing hard. I love the way you play.

 

[wildturkey]

That Rubio backwards no look through his legs pass was sick. I also loved seeing Kyrie Irving clowning Brandon Knight with a nasty inside out crossover stepback.

Highlight of the night though has to be Malone calling out Barkley for keeping Vasoline in is navel to use on his lips during games. WTF...

 

[nuraman00]

That Rubio backwards no look through his legs pass was sick. I also loved seeing Kyrie Irving clowning Brandon Knight with a nasty inside out crossover stepback.

Highlight of the night though has to be Malone calling out Barkley for keeping Vasoline in is navel to use on his lips during games. WTF...

I thought that was a joke, wasn't sure if it was real. Lol.

 

[MHSL82]

That Rubio backwards no look through his legs pass was sick. I also loved seeing Kyrie Irving clowning Brandon Knight with a nasty inside out crossover stepback.

Highlight of the night though has to be Malone calling out Barkley for keeping Vasoline in is navel to use on his lips during games. WTF...

I thought that was a joke, wasn't sure if it was real. Lol.

Disgusting.

I agree.

 

[MHSL82]

Is FauxNuraman00 better than Namarun99?

 

[nuraman00]

That Rubio backwards no look through his legs pass was sick. I also loved seeing Kyrie Irving clowning Brandon Knight with a nasty inside out crossover stepback.

Highlight of the night though has to be Malone calling out Barkley for keeping Vasoline in is navel to use on his lips during games. WTF...

Also, when I heard "navel", for some reason I thought he was referring to a different word, something that mean "breast pocket". Storing vaseline in one's navel didn't make sense to me, so I just substituted that word for something that would make more sense in context, such as breast pocket.

 

[MHSL82]

Also, when I heard "navel", for some reason I thought he was referring to a different word, something that mean "breast pocket". Storing vaseline in one's navel didn't make sense to me, so I just substituted that word for something that would make more sense in context, such as breast pocket.

But jerseys don't have breast pockets. I'd assume if he had a breast pocket, he wouldn't be storing it in his navel or Malone wouldn't joke that he did... your substitution makes less sense than what you substituted it for. But yours is less disgusting... and therefore, less funny.

 

[nuraman00]

But jerseys don't have breast pockets. I'd assume if he had a breast pocket, he wouldn't be storing it in his navel or Malone wouldn't joke that he did... your substitution makes less sense than what you substituted it for. But yours is less disgusting... and therefore, less funny.

Barkley wasn't wearing a jersey.

He was wearing a collared shirt. Some dress collared shirts have breast pockets, which is why my substitution made sense.

Ok, I just reread wildturkey's post. It was during games? I had missed that part, when I was watching the broadcast.

Highlight of the night though has to be Malone calling out Barkley for keeping Vasoline in is navel to use on his lips during games. WTF...

 

[nuraman00]

Couldn't one of the Gatorade-hand-out kids, or ball kids, have just held onto Vaseline for him? That way, he could get it from them just as easily as he gets Gatorade. He could apply it, then give it back to them.

 

[MHSL82]

Barkley wasn't wearing a jersey.

He was wearing a collared shirt. Some dress collared shirts have breast pockets, which is why my substitution made sense.

Ok, I just reread wildturkey's post. It was during games? I had missed that part, when I was watching the broadcast.

Yeah, the during games was key, that's why I didn't follow your logic, but I didn't see the show anyway so I could just go by wildturkey's word.

 

[wildturkey]

Couldn't one of the Gatorade-hand-out kids, or ball kids, have just held onto Vaseline for him? That way, he could get it from them just as easily as he gets Gatorade. He could apply it, then give it back to them.

It's Barkley. He's not the brightest of bulbs.

 

[MHSL82]

It's Barkley. He's not the brightest of bulbs.

Or... is he? I'm sure you never would have thought about a place so convenient. Just kidding.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Kyrie is coming up for 3-point. Nice!

 

[Sackataters]

Kind of nervous for Evans. I hope he kills it out there.

 

[Shanemansj13]

That dunk by Green was sick!

The White is pretty damn good too

 

[Sackataters]

They say that Evans has only 4 dunks total this year!

 

[Sackataters]

I don't think there were any 50s out of all 6 of those dunks .