Ken Adams
Active Member
I would ignore that poindexter and just bring him the avocado toast.If you were a waiter and some totally pretentious douche ordered avocado toast without avocado, what would your preferred course of action be?
a) punch them in the face for douchebaggery
b) tell them they came to the wrong place, ass palace is down the street
c) mention they're very welcome to pay $9 for a $2 side order of toast and walk away
d) take the order and butter it by running it up your crack
Those are really the only options I'd choose from