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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Getting Divorced

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If I had Tom's money I'd buy a mansion in a country where prostitution is legal and get me 30 full time hot looking hookers, one for each day of the month, and live the dream. And I'd replen every couple of years with new ones.

If you have 30 chicks you'll always have at least a few at a time that aren't mad at you.

That's not how chick's work. Their hormones all synch up and form like the Voltron of PMS teams.
 

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Someone hold me, I’m going to need a minute

I actually feel kinda sad about this, and I really don't have any idea why. Apparently, I need to sort through my emotions, too. LOL.
 

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If I had Tom's money I'd buy a mansion in a country where prostitution is legal and get me 30 full time hot looking hookers, one for each day of the month, and live the dream. And I'd replen every couple of years with new ones.

If you have 30 chicks you'll always have at least a few at a time that aren't mad at you.

Tom wouldn't want to risk going down the path of R. Kelly.
 

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"Gisele has cast protective wards to shield Tom’s body, spells to enhance his athletic abilities, and given him potions that have allowed him to freeze time and stop the aging process. The agreement between Brady and his witch wife was that she’d support his athletic endeavors, and in exchange he’d retire at age 45, the tarot number for making “positive life changes,” meaning leaving football to spend time with his family. Brady broke this promise with Gisele when he announced he was returning to the NFL after a 40 day retirement — that number is important too, because 40 is the number for following life’s purpose, or the soul’s desire."
 

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Tall, rich, famous, and ridiculously good looking. Count me in, too! We could be sister husbands!

Bitch, Tom isn't going to accept you... get the **** out of here.
 

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Okay, I'm going to go to a corner of my cubicle and cry.

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Lmao, that was the episode where I thought, “you know, this show hits a little different.”

That episode was next level. And then Red Hot Chili Peppers shows up and starts making fun of the kid? LMAO. Never gets old.
 

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Oh, no you're 100% spot on, it was Radiohead lol.
Yeah they walk by him calling him a pussy and crybaby and all that. It still makes me laugh out loud every time I see it, but I was deeeeeaaaaad the first time I saw it. And then Stan or Kyle says “Remind me to never piss off Cartman” or something like that. So many great moments in that one.
 

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Yeah they walk by him calling him a pussy and crybaby and all that. It still makes me laugh out loud every time I see it, but I was deeeeeaaaaad the first time I saw it. And then Stan or Kyle says “Remind me to never piss off Cartman” or something like that. So many great moments in that one.

Good ol' Scott Tenorman.
 
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