Ongoing NHL Thread Part V minutes for fighting

[jstewismybastardson]

Kovalchuk for Looch

Sure!

 

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Strombone is going to run the fax machine?!?

 

[dare2be]

Strombone is going to run the fax machine?!?

Someone needs to edit this gif, insert goalie stick:

 

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I'd like to borrow the above gif dare as Corey Perry is playing his 1,000th career game tonight...

 

[forty_three]

Strombone is going to run the fax machine?!?

DT: Bob? Hey, it's Dale. How's retirement treating you?
RL: Pretty good. I haven't worn shoes in 4 weeks.
DT: Good, good. Hey listen... so we paid 80 mil for a goalie who is giving up 4 every night. Can you help?
RL: Dunno, Dale. I kinda like this gig.
DT: I'll do anything.
RL: Will I have to wear shoes?
DT: ANYTHING
RL: Give me a fancy title. And make a puck with me on it and post it all over Twitter
DT: DONE. HELP US LOU
RL: By the way, how old is this guy gonna be when the contract is up?
DT: 39
RL: *laughing* And give me my own car.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

DT: Bob? Hey, it's Dale. How's retirement treating you?
RL: Pretty good. I haven't worn shoes in 4 weeks.
DT: Good, good. Hey listen... so we paid 80 mil for a goalie who is giving up 4 every night. Can you help?
RL: Dunno, Dale. I kinda like this gig.
DT: I'll do anything.
RL: Will I have to wear shoes?
DT: ANYTHING
RL: Give me a fancy title. And make a puck with me on it and post it all over Twitter
DT: DONE. HELP US LOU
RL: By the way, how old is this guy gonna be when the contract is up?
DT: 39
RL: *laughing* And give me my own car.

RL: DALE!!! THE MEATLOAF!!!

 

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RL: DALE!!! THE MEATLOAF!!!

Obligatory...

 

[puckhead]

Strombone is going to run the fax machine?!?

So this is the obvious carrot that was laid out for Lou to retire and leave his remaining $$$ on the table (as opposed to live life on LTIR for a few years).
Now, does Vancouver get its cap recapture penalty back?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So this is the obvious carrot that was laid out for Lou to retire and leave his remaining $$$ on the table (as opposed to live life on LTIR for a few years).
Now, does Vancouver get its cap recapture penalty back?

It was out there when the retirement was initially announced that he would eventually join the panthers in some made u ... errr ... capacity.

Lebrun was in the cesspool just 10 mins ago and said this move was cleared with the league in june

So canucks still SOL

 

[puckhead]

It was out there when the retirement was initially announced that he would eventually join the panthers in some made u ... errr ... capacity.

Lebrun was in the cesspool just 10 mins ago and said this move was cleared with the league in june

So canucks still SOL

I'm most looking forward to when Weber retires and the league finds a technicality to let Nashville off the hook
(assuming he doesn't suddenly become allergic to his equipment or something)

 

[tducey]

Yeah, looks like the Panthers hired Luongo. If Bobrovsky doesn't shape up soon I think they may ask Lu to come out of retirement.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Hall looks lost. Sucks on pp, can't seem to carry into the zone, turnover machine, his passing has been atrocious and he's not shooting. I don't know what's up with this guy.

 

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Hall looks lost. Sucks on pp, can't seem to carry into the zone, turnover machine, his passing has been atrocious and he's not shooting. I don't know what's up with this guy.

That was a nice pass he just gave to Pageau for the empty- netter and hat trick.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

If this game doesn't get Hynes fired I'm not sure what will. Lethargic, no structure, everyone is checked out.

 

[esls79]

If this game doesn't get Hynes fired I'm not sure what will. Lethargic, no structure, everyone is checked out.

If Mark Borowiecki scores a game winning goal against you, you should be required to keep him.

 

[Comeds]

Wow, i tremendously jinxed Ryan Poehling with my avatar.......time to switch and jinx someone else.

 

[BGDave]

If this game doesn't get Hynes fired I'm not sure what will. Lethargic, no structure, everyone is checked out.

Sit tight, Mike Babcock will be available shortly

Oh wait, his current team has the same problems

nvm

 

[forty_three]

If this game doesn't get Hynes fired I'm not sure what will. Lethargic, no structure, everyone is checked out.

I understand the real problem is Taylor Hall. Send him to us.

And if you wait long enough, Torts might be available to coach.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Andrew Ladd on waivers

2016 ufa class ... not so good