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This is complete horseshit!

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It's ESPN. They're just like a blind man peeing all over a mute man, who is screaming at a deaf man who is giving a Heimlich maneuver to a dead man.
 

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It's ESPN. They're just like a blind man peeing all over a mute man, who is screaming at a deaf man who is giving a Heimlich maneuver to a dead man.

Another very vivid picture, but you forgot to mention the scented erasers.
 

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If only there were a way to make a large sign/poster smaller......then you might get it past security
 

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It's ESPN. They're just like a blind man peeing all over a mute man, who is screaming at a deaf man who is giving a Heimlich maneuver to a dead man.
by giving the heimlich to a dead man you open the air way and then are able to provide cpr. so that part is actually ok
 

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by giving the heimlich to a dead man you open the air way and then are able to provide cpr. so that part is actually ok

Except wouldn’t he still be dead???
 

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depends on if the Heimlich and or cpr worked.

I started with the premise that he was dead, but I get it.
I think we got off topic though.
Oh look, a squirrel.
 

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by giving the heimlich to a dead man you open the air way and then are able to provide cpr. so that part is actually ok

Not if he's fuckin' dead. I mean room temperature. Epstein Mode.
 

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What about giant Washington State flags?

Seriously


Eh, I'd be happy to not get the dumbass "Ole Crimson" update every week. We get it, they fly the flag every week. I could give two shits how many consecutive times they have done it.
 

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I was told you can't fold a piece of paper more than 7 times....
So fold it 6 times. BTW it is ANY piece of paper of any size in half 7 times not just 7 folds :D but i meant what ya knew
 

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Here is a gameday sign :

MCELWAIN FUCKS SHARKS ,
MULLINS IS FUCKING GOOFY !
 
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