Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[KennyBanyeah]

It's one thing to be a shit speller but not learning after you embarrass yourself?

Fool me once, shame on you...
Fool me twice.. you... you can't grab pussy three...
?????? WITCH HUNT!!

 

[elocomotive]

It's one thing to be a shit speller but not learning after you embarrass yourself?

Fool me once, shame on you...
Fool me twice.. you... you can't grab pussy three...
?????? WITCH HUNT!!

C'mon guys - stop mokeing him for at least a little bit during the holidays. Fuke me.

 

[mattola]

C'mon guys - stop mokeing him for at least a little bit during the holidays. Fuke me.

PSA - careful searching for a fuke mi gif... Fyi

 

[elocomotive]

Whoever is doing Merriam-Webster's Twitter account is killing it.

 

[dash]

This is going to stick in Trump's craw...

 

[dash]

Orrin Hatch is a real piece of work...

Asked if he had any concerns that Trump was implicated, Hatch told CNN: “The Democrats will do anything to hurt this president.” Informed it was alleged by federal prosecutors in New York, Hatch said: “OK, but I don’t care, all I can say is he’s doing a good job as president.” […]

“I don’t think he was involved in crimes but even then, you know, you can make anything a crime under the current laws if you want to, you can blow it way out of proportion, you can do a lot of things.”

20 years ago when Bill Clinton was president...

Hatch demanded that Congress remove the sitting president from office, insisting that “committing crimes of moral turpitude such as perjury and obstruction of justice go to the heart of qualification for public office.” The Utahan added at the time, “This great nation can tolerate a president who makes mistakes, but it cannot tolerate one who makes a mistake and then breaks the law to cover it up. Any other citizen would be prosecuted for these crimes.”

 

[Comeds]

20 years ago when Bill Clinton was president...

Hatch demanded that Congress remove the sitting president from office, insisting that “committing crimes of moral turpitude such as perjury and obstruction of justice go to the heart of qualification for public office.” The Utahan added at the time, “This great nation can tolerate a president who makes mistakes, but it cannot tolerate one who makes a mistake and then breaks the law to cover it up. Any other citizen would be prosecuted for these crimes.”

Also 97 years ago during the Teapot Dome scandal:

Hatch demanded that Harding be removed from office because "the Teapot Dome involved the conservation of the oil resources of the United States, especially those situated upon the public lands. I'm not as young as I used to be, and it hurts when I pee."

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

 

[esls79]

^That's a nice looking high chair he's got there.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

^That's a nice looking high chair he's got there.

Must've bought it with this:

 

[Comeds]

^That's a nice looking high chair he's got there.

That model has actually been recalled due to a collapsing possibility. Twitter jokesters should be more careful when making things.

 

[dash]

PENTULANT is the new SMOCKING.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Pretty girl. In fact I'd say a total smock show!!

 

[dash]

One word: Depends

 

[Comeds]

Hmmm, gotta brush off the old resume and send it to the Today Show.

 

[dash]

Hmmm, gotta brush off the old resume and send it to the Today Show.

 

[dash]

I'm confused, I thought Mexico was going to pay for the wall.

 

[dash]

Stock is down 20% in the past five days.

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