Your Locks for the 2018 Season

[TheDayMan]

Michigan fans will be the absolute worst again.

 

[7Samurai13]

Michigan fans will be the absolute worst again.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Your Locks for the 2018 Season


Gators will have a better season. Duh.

 

[navamind]

Michigan fans will be the absolute worst again.

@AlaskaGuy will start more topics than every fanbase combined... again.

 

[7Samurai13]

@AlaskaGuy will start more topics than every fanbase combined... again.

1/3 of those topics were meant to be on the Political forum.

 

[navamind]

1/3 of those topics were meant to be on the Political forum.

Or the women's softball forum

 

[TrustMeIamRight]

Tua Tagoloai will kill a Girl Scout crossing the street while he was drinking and driving, with a loaded stolen hand gun, strung out on crystal meth.

Alabama court finds Tua innocent on all charges as the evidence was ‘lost’ and Saban holds a press conference saying he just wants a level playing field and he will be handling Tagoloai’s punishment in house.

 

[TrustMeIamRight]

We'll be hearing about Zach Smith all fucking season.

Urban Meyer is going to have another fake heart ailment after every game this season so he can skip the presser.

He is going to be bombarded with questions about that report and ‘his apology’.

 

[B_dub]

The wife will tell me she feels likes she’s talking to a wall more than 87 times during the season on Saturdays.

 

[Hitman Hart]

Tua Tagoloai will kill a Girl Scout crossing the street while he was drinking and driving, with a loaded stolen hand gun, strung out on crystal meth.

Alabama court finds Tua innocent on all charges as the evidence was ‘lost’ and Saban holds a press conference saying he just wants a level playing field and he will be handling Tagoloai’s punishment in house.

 

[B_dub]

Tua Tagoloai will kill a Girl Scout crossing the street while he was drinking and driving, with a loaded stolen hand gun, strung out on crystal meth.

Alabama court finds Tua innocent on all charges as the evidence was ‘lost’ and Saban holds a press conference saying he just wants a level playing field and he will be handling Tagoloai’s punishment in house.

The butthurt is strong in this one.

 

[Rolltide94]

Well Michigan State look dreadful that season despite holding a lead in every single game.

That's a difficult task to accomplish and still go 3-9. That would be a gut punch as a player.

 

[7Samurai13]

That's a difficult task to accomplish and still go 3-9. That would be a gut punch as a player.

Well the “leadership” on that team had no heart. So I don’t think they were losing much sleep.

 

[Rolltide94]

Jimmy Jammies will take it a step too far in a late season recruiting sleepover for recruits at the Best Western in Ann Arbor. His defense that he was skiing in his dreams as he is caught red rocket double handed will be believed by only one poster on this board...