Wow, Whitehead learned perfect English in two days...

[dkmightyhammer]

What a difference a couple days (and getting fired) makes in one's ability to speak and write in fluent English.

On Sunday Whitehead's tweets looked like this:

Today's response on Instagram is somewhat different in spelling, tone, and language. <Gosh, I wonder if he had some help with it??>

"I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my actions following our game with Denver. That was totally out of character for me. I do not justify my actions, but was extremely frustrated with the way I had played and our team losing because of it. I was playing with a broken hand, but that is no excuse for my actions, and I am deeply regretful," Whitehead said.

"I want to personally apologize to anyone who I offended, especially those who I was responsive to on Twitter. My choice of words did not reflect who I am, but only what I was feeling. Also, my sincerest apologies to my teammates, coaches, the Browns organization and most of all, the fans and kids that motivate me to even pursue this dream. Again I am deeply sorry for my unacceptable behavior, and I wish the Browns the best of luck in the future. I love you!"

Uhhhh, Ya. That looks and sounds like it was written by the same guy. lol.

 

[dkmightyhammer]

I picture Whitehead saying this with an English accent to make the effect even better:

"I want to personally apologize to anyone who I offended, especially those who I was responsive to on Twitter. My choice of words did not reflect who I am, but only what I was feeling. Also, my sincerest apologies to my teammates, coaches, the Browns organization and most of all, the fans and kids that motivate me to even pursue this dream. Again I am deeply sorry for my unacceptable behavior, and I wish the Browns the best of luck in the future. I love you!"

 

[SteelersPride]

I like how they still try to justify it by his “frustrations”

 

[dkmightyhammer]

I like how they still try to justify it by his “frustrations”

lol.

And I like how he went from Jules Winfield in Pulp Fiction to Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince the moment he realized he was getting fired and losing millions.

Sunday's Whitehead:

Wednesday's Whitehead:

 

[YankeeRebel]

So the GM Wrote that for him?

 

[dkmightyhammer]

So the GM Wrote that for him?

Why so cynical? He might have written it himself.

 

[steelerssb]

Maybe AB wrote those first tweets for him

 

[CaptainStubing]

 

[dbldwn711]

Maybe AB wrote those first tweets for him

If he did he should stay in school... those English classes are clearly improving his writing skills.

 

[DetroitDevil]

Inb4 libtards start begging for his job back, “cause like, but but but slavery and that was the good racism”

 

[Guy Incognito]

Inb4 libtards start begging for his job back, “cause like, but but but slavery and that was the good racism”

Take it to the PF, halfwit.

 

[DetroitDevil]

Take it to the PF, halfwit.

Gobble a cock, simpleton.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Gobble a cock, simpleton.

Lulz.

Can't keep track of the forum he's in, and he's questioning other people's intelligence.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I like how they still try to justify it by his “frustrations”

I get it, to a degree.

Guy is probably already mad at himself, and then reads critiques by people who legit could not do 2% of what he's doing on the field.

I don't condone what he said, and the Browns are in the right to decide that they don't want one of their employees threatening violence against their customers.

Like the Chris Rock bit on OJ back in the day, "I understand. I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand."

 

[wings-pens2166]

Inb4 libtards start begging for his job back, “cause like, but but but slavery and that was the good racism”

Do you at all feel any shame for that post?

because you should.

 

[DetroitDevil]

Lulz.

Can't keep track of the forum he's in, and he's questioning other people's intelligence.

Derp, ya cant afford $25, but your freeloading ass barks order like you count....

 

[Guy Incognito]

Derp, ya cant afford $25, but your freeloading ass barks order like you count....

Lulz.

So now we've moved it to "I pay for access to a free website, so someone who doesn't pay can't tell my dumb ass that I am being stupid."

I still wub you, halfwit.

 

[DetroitDevil]

Lulz.

So now we've moved it to "I pay for access to a free website, so someone who doesn't pay can't tell my dumb ass that I am being stupid."

I still wub you, halfwit.

Just pay... ya ad blocking freeloader

 

[redseat]

"My account was hacked!"

 

[Myles]

I get it, to a degree.

Guy is probably already mad at himself, and then reads critiques by people who legit could not do 2% of what he's doing on the field.

I don't condone what he said, and the Browns are in the right to decide that they don't want one of their employees threatening violence against their customers.

He sure blew it. Got a chance to start in the NFL and now he may be lucky to get picked up by another team.