World Baseball Classic

[ChiSoxFan]

So, he's a half-Jew, just like me!

Fuck you, @CowboyB!

Remember, I'm 1/16, so I could technically be their starting 1B today.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Did I ever mention my father is Jewish and mother isn't?

I am not a half jew either.

Maybe not, but you're 100% talking meatball.

 

[CowboyB]

Maybe not, but you're 100% talking meatball.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Remember, I'm 1/16, so I could technically be their starting 1B today.

Shit. They're desperate for players to fill up all these teams, so the eligibility requirements are loose as hell. I'm pretty sure if you've ever tried Matzoh Ball Soup, you can suit up for team Israel.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Shit. They're desperate for players to fill up all these teams, so the eligibility requirements are loose as hell. I'm pretty sure if you've ever tried Matzoh Ball Soup, you can suit up for team Israel.

I'll actually be getting a bowl of that at Manny's Deli today to avoid eating meat. Worht a stop if you're ever in town, cholo:

Manny's Deli & Cafeteria | Chicago Finest Corned Beef & More

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If you've ever worn a track suit when you have no intention of working out, you can play for team Italy.

 

[bksballer89]

Who is watching team USA?

2-2 in the 8th. 2 on 1 out for Columbia

 

[bksballer89]

That was disappointing by Adam Jones. 1st and 3rd with one out and he could not bring the runner home

 

[bksballer89]

That was disappointing by Adam Jones. 1st and 3rd with one out and he could not bring the runner home

2nd and 3rd with 2 outs in the 10th for Jones. Let us down one more time

 

[bksballer89]

2nd and 3rd with 2 outs in the 10th for Jones. Let us down one more time

YOU'RE MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Dominicans are the favorites but position by position it's actually pretty comparable

 

[jwolt92]

DR and Venezuela have damn good lineups. But as someone has probably already said, you put a team of Trout, Harper, Arenado, Bryant, Posey, etc. on the field and it's an ass whooping all around. Still like the WBC a lot though

 

[podsox]

Sal Perez looks like tore his acl

 

[jwolt92]

Sal Perez looks like tore his acl

Taken out by... his backup

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

But as someone has probably already said, you put a team of Trout, Harper, Arenado, Bryant, Posey, etc. on the field and it's an ass whooping all around.

C - Posey
1B - Goldschmidt
2B - Dozier
3B - Bryant
SS - Seager
LF - Braun
CF - Trout
RF - Betts
DH - Donaldson

Kershaw
Scherzer
Syndergaard
Verlander
Kluber
Lester

A truly motivated and truly all-star US team would likely destroy any other country's team.

 

[jwolt92]

Amen Slinky, amen.

But I would switch Bryant in left with Braun and put Donaldson/Arenado as the 3B/DH.

 

[tabascojet]

Everytime.e they say biggest crowd ever at marlins.park you drink......

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Roark should lose his citizenship

 

[podsox]

surprised trump hasnt lined up homeland security outside the stadium to check for citizenship.

 

[podsox]

old jimmy is a moron for bringing roark back out for the 7th