What Is a Sooner?

[mick7-1961]

Never shit where you sleep.

That's deep bro !!!!!!!!!

 

[Wamu]

Never shit where you sleep.

Never piss into the wind.

 

[offshore1509]

Never piss into the wind.

That's how Texans take their monthly showers, and when the wind ain't blowing the use a fan.

 

[Wamu]

That's how Texans take their monthly showers, and when the wind ain't blowing the use a fan.

 

[occupant]

Don't be surprised when you approach a Sorority house in Austin and are confronted with these:

 

[Texas Jefe]

 

[HizzleRocker]

"Boomer.....Sooner" = "Felonious......Cheaters"

Gotta get the day started off right!


HookEm!

 

[Lance Armstrong]

Let's not forget, Adrian Peterson is a sooner.

 

[TxHeat]

"Boomer.....Sooner" = "Felonious......Cheaters"

Gotta get the day started off right!


HookEm!

 

[TxHeat]

can't tell the difference of an OU sorority house from an Arkansas one. All the residents look the same.

 

[HizzleRocker]

Heupel vs The Longhorns Defense be like:

 

[offshore1509]

damn..no wonder the fair ran out of corny dogs.

Damn, you could park a motorcycle in that.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

My dad used to say our neighbor's dog was a sooner......I asked him why............He said because he would sooner shit in our yard as theirs...

My dad always said the same thing about mutts. Must be a Carolina thing.

 

[HizzleRocker]

I just checked... It's Wednesday morning and...

The Cheating Felonious Land Thieves still SUCK!

 

[romeo212000]

I just checked... It's Wednesday morning and...

The Cheating Felonious Land Thieves still SUCK!

I usually wait till Friday to start this, but to each his own.

 

[offshore1509]

I just checked... It's Wednesday morning and...

The Cheating Felonious Land Thieves still SUCK!

I still have some of the land that my great grandfather staked out in the land run, by the way, sooners were not land thieves, a thief is someone that steals something from someone else, the land was being given away, some just got a head start on the rest.

 

[occupant]

 

[occupant]

 

[occupant]

 

[HizzleRocker]

I still have some of the land that my great grandfather staked out in the land run, by the way, sooners were not land thieves, a thief is someone that steals something from someone else, the land was being given away, some just got a head start on the rest.

Denial is the first hurdle. Would you prefer the term Land Embezzlers instead? Ya know, fraudulently appropriating property that you had a right to possess - but in a fraudulent way? Or should we just stick with Cheaters?

Btw - Bevo says HookEm!