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bengaldoug
former pessimistic homer
The following matchups favor the Bengals.....
1) Head coach
We all know what a genius Marvin is. His aggressive, go for the throat personality. He always knows how to put the opponent away. His flawless clock management. His wisdom in when to challenge calls, and when not to. His incredible personality in press conferences. I could go on and on, but basically, Marvin is the perfect coach. Harbaugh on the other hand, is a bum.
2) RG Mike McGlynn vs NT Haloti Ngata
We've all seen McGlynn dominate in the run game, and his exceptional pass blocking. The man never has a false start, and just never holds. Ngata on the other hand, is a bum. McGlynn will own him.
3) Our corners vs Torrey Smith
Total mismatch in our favor. When Clements and Jones get tired of shutting him down, they'll turn him over to Kelly Jennings. He has no chance. I mean, it's not like he had 165 yards against us in the last game.
4) Our Rey's better than their Ray
Give me Maualuga any time at MLB over that criminal, Ray Lewis. Nuff said.
5) Cedric Benson vs Ray Rice
No comparison. Rice fumbles, and is no threat at all as a receiver. Cedric, on the other hand, kicked the shit out of his boyfriend during the offseason. Who's the man?
With all these matchups so obviously in our favor, how can we lose?
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1) Head coach
We all know what a genius Marvin is. His aggressive, go for the throat personality. He always knows how to put the opponent away. His flawless clock management. His wisdom in when to challenge calls, and when not to. His incredible personality in press conferences. I could go on and on, but basically, Marvin is the perfect coach. Harbaugh on the other hand, is a bum.
2) RG Mike McGlynn vs NT Haloti Ngata
We've all seen McGlynn dominate in the run game, and his exceptional pass blocking. The man never has a false start, and just never holds. Ngata on the other hand, is a bum. McGlynn will own him.
3) Our corners vs Torrey Smith
Total mismatch in our favor. When Clements and Jones get tired of shutting him down, they'll turn him over to Kelly Jennings. He has no chance. I mean, it's not like he had 165 yards against us in the last game.
4) Our Rey's better than their Ray
Give me Maualuga any time at MLB over that criminal, Ray Lewis. Nuff said.
5) Cedric Benson vs Ray Rice
No comparison. Rice fumbles, and is no threat at all as a receiver. Cedric, on the other hand, kicked the shit out of his boyfriend during the offseason. Who's the man?
With all these matchups so obviously in our favor, how can we lose?
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