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KennyBanyeah

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You got it right this time Elliotte? You're sure?

Friedman retweet made me giggle.

 

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Elliotte is coughing up phlegm on the panel tonight.
 

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Fair to say Grapes is not a fan of Boninonononono

what a skewering.
 

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“The games are going to be at 3 o’clock in the morning,” he said. “Who the hell’s going to watch hockey at 3 o’clock in the morning? Maybe the final game and that. I’m glad we’re not going. And I’m glad I’m not going because I don’t enjoy them at all.

“Who wants to go to North Korea or South Korea or wherever the hell it is?”
 

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Kind of an important distinction there, Grapes.

one more prying question and we could have had a grapes response of "caman theyre all Orientals" :nod:
 

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It has been said that the worst thing an athlete can have is a twitter account. Take for instance Joffrey Lupul. I can hear his agent now after reading Joffrey’s tweet where he said the Leafs cheat. Indicating he’s healthy and can play but the Leafs don’t want him and his 5 million dollar contract for the team cap. Who he is accusing is the guy in charge, Lou Lamoriello. Joffrey shake your head, Lou is so straight laced as they say. He won’t allow long hair on his team. Matt Martin had to cut his hair before he reported. Do you really think that he went to the doctor and said don’t pass Lupul? First, that’s saying he would risk his reputation and what about the doctor and his reputation? There’s no way this happened. Joffrey you’re getting 5 million for doing nothing. Lay on the California beach. Collect the dough. Lou might bend a few rules but he would never cheat. Word of advice, don’t piss him off. Keep your mouth shut.
 

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The Hughson-Simpson Leaf love is out of control.

Highlights from tonight:

-On any icing against the Leas the faceoff should be hurried up
-The current Leafs are the biggest NHL powerhouse ever. After 7 games.
-They are basically in tears because the Leafs are down 3-0.

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Pretty nice of aw shucks Ronnie to mention Anderson was shutting out the Leafs during the 2nd intermission.
 

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Pretty nice of aw shucks Ronnie to mention Anderson was shutting out the Leafs during the 2nd intermission.

Idiot.

Honestly if I just listened to that game with no visual I'd swear the Sens were lucky to even be in the same rink as the Leafs. Sad!
 

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Therapy dogs helping soldiers with std's

Got it! :thumb:
 

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lmao
i was gonna come on here this morn and say $100 that hnic will at some point show a picture of auston matthews in a feature on brock boeser just like they did when they featured clayton keller a couple of weeks back :L

gotta frame everything around their boy :L

"Brock ... what was he like as a teammate?"
 

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What a pass...what a shot...what a goal. And a shout out to Swedish Delight from Hughson.
 

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lmao
i was gonna come on here this morn and say $100 that hnic will at some point show a picture of auston matthews in a feature on brock boeser just like they did when they featured clayton keller a couple of weeks back :L

gotta frame everything around their boy :L

"Brock ... what was he like as a teammate?"

Sounds to me like Boeser had a full feature about him appear on the broadcast. Next time they should do an entire feature on Matthews and mention Brock Boeser briefly in it, to make it less Leafs-centric :wink:
 
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