T'Official HNIC unintentional comedy thread

[Comeds]

"What I like to call a hard rim"

 

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Don: Busy Coach's Corner tonight
Ron: Just like your jacket.

Zing!

 

[DragonfromTO]

Don: Busy Coach's Corner tonight
Ron: Just like your jacket.

Zing!

Remember, he told everyone it was going to be busy!

Anyway let's move it along, we don't have much time here anymore...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

To listen to Hughson and Simpson tell it you'd think the Leafs were robbed of victory in a 6-3 loss. FAKE NEWS!!

Hughson has gone from an excellent PBP guy to just another Laff ball licker at CBC. Sad!!

#FuckyouCBCLeafs

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

To listen to Hughson and Simpson tell it you'd think the Leafs were robbed of victory in a 6-3 loss. FAKE NEWS!!

Hughson has gone from an excellent PBP guy to just another Laff ball licker at CBC. Sad!!

#FuckyouCBCLeafs

Won the election, complains about voter fraud.

Won the game, moans about the television people.

Take your wins lol.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Won the election, complains about voter fraud.

Won the game, moans about the television people.

Take your wins lol.

Yeah, because I'm sure you'd have nothing to say if I commented on the CBC's shit broadcast after an Ottawa loss.

On a positive note I kind of do agree with Friedman, kinda sorta. Auston Matthews is hard to dislike. Probably the most mature raw rook to come into the league since Crosby. I'd argue he's even more mature.

On another positive not if Matthews ever has some health issues that require a stool sample, I'm sure Hughson and Simpson have a few dozen stashed away.

 

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On another positive not if Matthews ever has some health issues that require a stool sample, I'm sure Hughson and Simpson have a few dozen stashed away.

 

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On a positive note I kind of do agree with Friedman, kinda sorta. Auston Matthews is hard to dislike. Probably the most mature raw rook to come into the league since Crosby. I'd argue he's even more mature.

I agree with this and at the same time I'm not a big fan of McDavid (probably has a lot to do with the team he plays for, but there's just a sense of entitlement that McJesus gives off that I don't get from Matthews). Both are tremendous players, but I wish the captain of the Oilers would tell McDavid to stop being a whiny, diving bitch.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yeah, because I'm sure you'd have nothing to say if I commented on the CBC's shit broadcast after an Ottawa loss.

On a positive note I kind of do agree with Friedman, kinda sorta. Auston Matthews is hard to dislike. Probably the most mature raw rook to come into the league since Crosby. I'd argue he's even more mature.

On another positive not if Matthews ever has some health issues that require a stool sample, I'm sure Hughson and Simpson have a few dozen stashed away.

I just turn the CBC off after the game until the next one starts lol. Can't listen to anyone there anymore, Friedge included.

I agree with this and at the same time I'm not a big fan of McDavid (probably has a lot to do with the team he plays for, but there's just a sense of entitlement that McJesus gives off that I don't get from Matthews). Both are tremendous players, but I wish the captain of the Oilers would tell McDavid to stop being a whiny, diving bitch.

Matthews is handling himself exceptionally well for a kid who is already the biggest star this city has had since Vince Carter. Seems unflappable.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

We discussed them here at one point so Ill drop it here .. Jay and Dan to Sportsnet ?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jay and Dan to Sportsnet ?

scratch that lol

 

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Let's dance!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Dan to sportsnet ? lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Never forget

 

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Game of the year last night between McDavid and Crosby, er I mean the Oilers and Penguins.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Game of the year last night between McDavid and Crosby, er I mean the Oilers and Penguins.

Or scronny Ronny saying that Ottawa is 11-4 since Phaneuf fought Benn. Karlsson's been good too, but....

 

[mooger_35]

Ottawa about to go 6-0 with Bellows.

He's scored 4 (6 pts)

 

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Romanuk just said shutout with 2:50 left in the 3rd period.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Friedman just said that if you aren't cheering for Craig Anderson you have no soul. Ffs.

Pretty sure he was talking about Auston Matthews. Or Ryan lochte.