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Throw the home run ball back???

ElTexan

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It's the 2016 World Series.
You're in the Budweiser bleachers at Wrigley for game 7.
Cubs are up 7-4, 2 outs, in the top of the 9th... one out away from historic glory.

Carlos Correa hits a grand slam to take the lead, 7-8.

Do you:
A: Throw the home run ball back as is tradition?
or
B. Keep the ball because Correa or some Houston oil billionaire is going to basically retire you by purchasing that ball from you and leave the stadium missing the end of the game?

*There is no option C. where you get to keep the ball and stay. You know the mob ain't having that.
 

wood20ks

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It's the 2016 World Series.
You're in the Budweiser bleachers at Wrigley for game 7.
Cubs are up 7-4, 2 outs, in the top of the 9th... one out away from historic glory.

Carlos Correa hits a grand slam to take the lead, 7-8.

Do you:
A: Throw the home run ball back as is tradition?
or
B. Keep the ball because Correa or some Houston oil billionaire is going to basically retire you by purchasing that ball from you and leave the stadium missing the end of the game?

*There is no option C. where you get to keep the ball and stay. You know the mob ain't having that.

Keeping....... Correa will ante up for that ball too.

To hell with throwing it back.
 

anotheridiot

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Keeping....... Correa will ante up for that ball too.

To hell with throwing it back.

get there early, get a batting practice ball and throw it back.
 
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cubzzzfanincali

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in fact, on further reflection, I would hesitate, just long enough to take that fucking thing, stick it in my ass on national TV, wipe is real good a few times, and then throw it back out there. Fuck that shit.
 
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