Bizzle McDizzle
all of your teams suck
Everything you read on the internet is true because it's illegal to lie on the internet. And I read that on the internet, so it must be true.
Someone e-mailed this to me. I was really shocked to find out some of this info.
The American Red Cross
President and CEO Marsha J. Evans'
salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses
MARCH OF DIMES
It is called the March of Dimes because
only a dime for every 1 dollar is given to the needy.
The United Way
President Brian Gallagher
receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.
UNICEF
CEO Caryl M. Stern receives
$1,200,000 per year (100k per month) plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE.
Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause.
GOODWILL
CEO and owner Mark Curran profits $2.3 million a year.
Goodwill is a very catchy name for his business.
You donate to his business and then he sells the items for PROFIT.
He pays nothing for his products and pays his workers minimum wage! Nice Guy.
$0.00 goes to help anyone! Stop giving to this man.
Donate to these charities instead:
The Salvation Army
Commissioner, Todd Bassett receives a small salary of only
$13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.
96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause.
The American Legion
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
The Veterans of Foreign Wars
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
The Disabled American Veterans
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
The Military Order of Purple Hearts
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
The Vietnam Veterans Association
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
Make a Wish: For children's last wishes.
100% goes to funding trips or special wishes for a dying child.
St. Jude Research Hospital
100% goes towards funding and helping Children with Cancer who have no insurance and can
Ronald McDonald Houses
All monies go to running the houses for parents who have critical Children in the hospital.
100% goes to housing, and feeding the families.
Lions Club International
100% OF DONATIONS GO TO HELP THE BLIND, BUY HEARING AIDES, SUPPORT MEDICAL MISSIONS AROUND THE WORLD. THEIR LATEST UNDERTAKING
IS MEASLES VACCINATIONS (ONLY $1.00 PER SHOT).
The one I trust most is the "Keep the kids off of Bosses lawn" organization. It cost a lot of money for ammo and by having a nice green lawn it is helping the environment by fighting carbon emissions. The neighborhood also looks much better and keeps the home values up.
Just PM me with your credit card info and I will see that a donation is made to this very good charity.
Thank You.
I'm just a poor working class American, I can give you no money. But what I can donate is my time. And my gun. And shells. Basically, tell me who you want me to shoot, and I will do it.
Of course, you're all welcome to donate to the Wayne foundation
Here is a good example. Mark Curran is a fictitious person. Jim Gibbons is the CEO of Goodwill. Goodwill, a non-profit organization that can't possibly turn a profit by law, actually has a Web page about this fake e-mail.
Not to be a dick, but why would you believe anything from a chain email?
Came here to say that. In fact, around here they keep opening and remodeling stores to spend what would otherwise be profit.
I think the bigger question is what kind of insufferable douche do you have to be to write that and get it going in the first place?