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Bizzle McDizzle

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Everything you read on the internet is true because it's illegal to lie on the internet. And I read that on the internet, so it must be true.
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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A friend posted that damn "your cell phone # will be released to telemarketers at the end of this month unless you follow these steps immediately! You WILL be charged for these calls!"

I had to point out that the same email has been circulating since 2005.

and ... seriously.. when was the last time you were CHARGED for an inbound cell call.
Think about it dammit. Use your head.
 

beantownmaniac

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Someone sent me an e-mail with that info. I'll forward the link huskers provided back to him. As of the past few years I've been donating to Make A Wish and am starting St. Jude's also. I'll stick with those two just because I like what they do.
 

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Someone e-mailed this to me. I was really shocked to find out some of this info.

The American Red Cross
President and CEO Marsha J. Evans'

salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses

MARCH OF DIMES
It is called the March of Dimes because

only a dime for every 1 dollar is given to the needy.

The United Way
President Brian Gallagher

receives a $375,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.

UNICEF
CEO Caryl M. Stern receives

$1,200,000 per year (100k per month) plus all expenses including a ROLLS ROYCE.

Less than 5 cents of your donated dollar goes to the cause.


GOODWILL
CEO and owner Mark Curran profits $2.3 million a year.
Goodwill is a very catchy name for his business.

You donate to his business and then he sells the items for PROFIT.
He pays nothing for his products and pays his workers minimum wage!
Nice Guy.
$0.00 goes to help anyone! Stop giving to this man.

Donate to these charities instead:

The Salvation Army
Commissioner, Todd Bassett receives a small salary of only

$13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.

96 percent of donated dollars go to the cause.

The American Legion
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

The Veterans of Foreign Wars
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.

Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

The Disabled American Veterans
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

The Military Order of Purple Hearts
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.
Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

The Vietnam Veterans Association
National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary.

Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

Make a Wish: For children's last wishes.


100% goes to funding trips or special wishes for a dying child.

St. Jude Research Hospital

100% goes towards funding and helping Children with Cancer who have no insurance and can

Ronald McDonald Houses

All monies go to running the houses for parents who have critical Children in the hospital.

100% goes to housing, and feeding the families.

Lions Club International

100% OF DONATIONS GO TO HELP THE BLIND, BUY HEARING AIDES, SUPPORT MEDICAL MISSIONS AROUND THE WORLD. THEIR LATEST UNDERTAKING

IS MEASLES VACCINATIONS (ONLY $1.00 PER SHOT).

I'd check this site before you believe anything in that email:

Charity Navigator - America's Largest Charity Evaluator | Home

Not to be a dick, but why would you believe anything from a chain email?
 

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The one I trust most is the "Keep the kids off of Bosses lawn" organization. It cost a lot of money for ammo and by having a nice green lawn it is helping the environment by fighting carbon emissions. The neighborhood also looks much better and keeps the home values up.

Just PM me with your credit card info and I will see that a donation is made to this very good charity.

Thank You.

I'm just a poor working class American, I can give you no money. But what I can donate is my time. And my gun. And shells. Basically, tell me who you want me to shoot, and I will do it.
 

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I'm just a poor working class American, I can give you no money. But what I can donate is my time. And my gun. And shells. Basically, tell me who you want me to shoot, and I will do it.

Any kids or Hmongs that stray into my space. :boss:
 

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Of course, you're all welcome to donate to the Wayne foundation :D
 

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Of course, you're all welcome to donate to the Wayne foundation :D

Maybe, but I need to know more. How much of the donations go directly to Wayne?
How much if any goes to the cats? Word on the street is they have a fancy new bungalow so I am not sure they need it. Also will any go toward cat nip? I don't want my charitable dollars going to fund a drug habit.
 

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Here is a good example. Mark Curran is a fictitious person. Jim Gibbons is the CEO of Goodwill. Goodwill, a non-profit organization that can't possibly turn a profit by law, actually has a Web page about this fake e-mail.

Came here to say that. In fact, around here they keep opening and remodeling stores to spend what would otherwise be profit.

Not to be a dick, but why would you believe anything from a chain email?

I think the bigger question is what kind of insufferable douche do you have to be to write that and get it going in the first place?
 
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Came here to say that. In fact, around here they keep opening and remodeling stores to spend what would otherwise be profit.



I think the bigger question is what kind of insufferable douche do you have to be to write that and get it going in the first place?

Perhaps the writer of the email was an employee of one of the charities they touted... :think:
 

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Or maybe...

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