MLB Daily Thread: The "where the hell is the daily thread?" thread

[Used 2 B Hu]

That's like winning the tallest midget contest

There there...let's go get a drink, Brother

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

where does one shop for an nba draft day suit??

Try here:

 

[Rock Strongo]

"meanwhile, in queens"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"meanwhile, in queens"

"Rip Taylor!?! He's a GOD in my country..."

 

[Rock Strongo]

"Rip Taylor!?! He's a GOD in my country..."

the only other guy who tosses glitter shops at whole foods and owns a bar.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

the only other guy who tosses glitter shops at whole foods and owns a bar.

Oh man, I know he's bummed as fudge about that whole price-fixing scandal that's erupting at New York area Whole Foods, but I never thought he'd take 'em ta court:

Customer Sues Whole Foods Over Prices

 

[cerealboi]

@chappee11 and @cerealboi 's is soooo sweeet

Apparently they don't allow you to consummate the marriage at the courthouse. I would have been here sooner but it took a little while to come up with the bail money.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Apparently they don't allow you to consummate the marriage at the courthouse. I would have been here sooner but it took a little while to come up with the bail money.

Still, what happened to the collie?

Won't someone THINK of the collie!?!

 

[cerealboi]

Still, what happened to the collie?

Won't someone THINK of the collie!?!

Well, we were short a gerbil so . . .

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Ryne Sandberg quits the Phillies

Film at 6 and 11

 

[HammerDown]

LOL at @HammerDown and @fordman84 's cake topper:

I'd like @Rock Strongo to address the wild rumors about Dave Stieb throwing 120' longtoss at Fenway. Rock, is he about to bolster the BoSox hapless rotation?