The new footy thread

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I saw "Neymar" and "Porto" and I promptly "Jizzed in my pants".

Neymar 'passes PSG medical in Porto' ahead of £199m move to France

Bit premature.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Release clause has been paid, unveiling apparently set for tomorrow and a chance Neymar debuts Saturday vs. Amiens.

Shit's officially crazy.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

And that's that.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

JT has been doing bricks of cocaine

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Mbappe may be on his way to Barca for 200 shmil by the end of the weekend.

 

[esls79]

Just a heads up but I've got it on good authority that this fall's Catalan vote for independence will go through throwing Spain into a bit of turmoil. Catalonia will closely be followed by the Basque Country and then from there is anybodies guess. But those two dominoes are going to fall and with it who knows what's going to happen to La Liga. That league is going to fall on hard times. Book it! but only bet half of the farm on it.

 

[dash]

Just get this done so all parties can move on.

Southampton's van Dijk requests transfer - Article - TSN

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Coutinho to Barca looks like it's done for about 90 million euros plus add-ons.

I like Coutinho but man is that a lot of money.

 

[mooger_35]

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

 

[jstewismybastardson]

bad (at soccer ?) hombre

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I can't remember such a pile of shitstorms happening before a PL season opener. First the Danny Rose interview in The Sun where he claimed he and other Spurs stars feel underpaid and are pissed with the lack of signings (both valid points), then the Van Dijk transfer request, and now the shitshow at Liverpool with the team issuing a statement saying he isn't for sale at any price followed by Sky reporting he handed in a transfer request right after followed by denials by both the club and club-immersed reporters followed by confirmation by the club that he did indeed request a transfer.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

On the flip, that was an excellent game.

 

[esls79]

Wow has the Premier League become charmin soft. What ever happened to the the bad boys at Blackburn and Stoke? Grapes cannot be happy with what he saw tonight.

 

[dash]

Conte out? Too soon?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Conte out? Too soon?

He's feeling the Burn.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Conte out ... to get some additional hair transplant work after this game