Summerslam

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Finn Balor coming out with a mockery of Bray Wyatts song. Apparently coming out as his old Demon Character. Nows the time to take a smoke or bathroom break. BBL.

 

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Just returned. Balor took his wig off for the match. If he really was down with the mockery he would have kept it on while facing Bray.

 

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Bray is noticeably fatter then he was a couple months ago when i last saw him.

 

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Best match so far IMO but i didnt see the kickoff show or preshow whatever the hell they call it now.

 

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We are two hours in to the actual SS show and i think theres 5 hours left lmao

 

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The best backstory in this year SS centers around tag team partners and not them and their opponents. Interesting.

 

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The Dynamic Seth Rollins. The other 3 bumbling brutes remind me of 90's Hulk Hogan Jobber matches.

 

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Good match, better ending.

 

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My impression the KO vs Styles match is going to be the MOTN.

 

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Women's competition has taken a step back since that iron man match last year headlined

Hoping after last night they call Asuka up.Holy fuck why aren't you commentating this? You're killing me

 

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Owens is tired of AJ's jumping bullshit and is resorting to simply choking him to catch his breath.

 

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Shane committing a fashion fopaux wearing sneakers and dress pants. Meanwhile, shane looking every bit his 50 years all of a sudden becoming an incompetent referee. Earl Hebner is smiling somewhere.

 

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This match has been pretty much calamity after calamity for Shane. Hes being beaten like a step child in the ring, hes finding his way to every punch and bump imaginable. Shanes new theme song

 

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Shane committing a fashion fopaux wearing sneakers and dress pants. Meanwhile, shane looking every bit his 50 years all of a sudden becoming an incompetent referee. Earl Hebner is smiling somewhere.

With all the times shane mcmahons getting hit this match.We should have taken bets on how many money shots this match would have

 

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Shanes head and palms are a rosy red while the rest of his body is a golden baked brown. He looks like he got out of the microwave before the match started.

 

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I doubt Shane was properly defrosted before the match started.

 

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Shanes buffoonery in that match has to be the worst performance by a referee in the history of SS. Shanes entire reason for being there was to make up for the shenanigans the previous referees were responsible for. Shane couldnt have possibly been more involved in the outcome of the match then he was, KO appropriately threw an Eric Cartman tantrum.

 

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Good match though. Meanwhile the Commentators keep saying that Shane was "impartial and did exactly what he said he was going to do." Lmao. Even though he pushed KO directly into a pin. LMFAO

 

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Boy shane really was the continental breakfast of SS. They shoehorned him into that match and it showed. Still was a good match considering the breaks in momentum.

 

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Nakamura coming out to a pretty cool Live Violin. Didnt expect a black guy who looks like

Craig Robinson, dressed as a bell boy though to be rocking it.