SoCalWizFan
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Oh, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the Capitals put out a press release on that today. Here's a copy of the text from the press release just before 10:00 am this morning...
Over the past few days we have received many inquiries about what the pre-game show and introductions will be like for Games 3 and 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals' series between the Las Vegas Golden Knights and the Washington Capitals. For years, Capitals' fans have enjoyed a few minutes of excitement building videos prior to the game starting. But the team has decided to enhance the pre-game experience for fans in honor of the Caps' historic playoff run. If you come by Capital One arena during this series, here is what we have in store for you:
We hope these add to the Stanley Cup Finals' experience for fans and show those in Las Vegas that we too can put on a show. Let's go Caps!
- Three local drum corps will be playing on each street around the arena to get fans excited before the game even starts from 5:45 - 7:45 pm.
- For the pregame introduction, character actors will skate to the middle of the ice. Several will be dressed in red representing the Capitals while the others will be dressed in black. A small pantomimed scene will play out in which the performers are debating an important policy issue. At the conclusion of the scene, a vote will be called and the players in red will win a decisive legislative victory!
- Three live eagles will be soaring around the arena to excite fans (please keep noise to a minimum during this portion of the pre-game show as it does encourage them to strike).
- DC-native Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters will play 7 full-length songs because they aren't pussies like god damn Imagine Dragons who stop at just one song.
- As the players come out for their final warm up skate, Tom Wilson will lead the team onto the ice and will two-handed slash a Golden Knights jersey clad detainee from Guantanamo on loan from the federal government. Whether or not this individual is decapitated, on ice graphics will show blood spilling out. (Parental warning: Please note this content of this show may be too awesome for some small children.)
- A large eagle statue will slowly lower each starting Capitals player from the rafters to the ice in it's talons as the starting lineup is announced.
- At 9:37 pm, the game will promptly commence.
LOL - awesome. Could also be enhanced by having Trump showing up during one of the games & kicking several random LV players in the nuts.