Slayer?

[antone112]

Is what heard the nurse call out at the pediatrician office today. Looked up a sure enough saw a Dad grab his son, saying "c'mon Slayer". Dad matched the vision that most people would have of a man who would name their son Slayer. Mom had some nice purple hair as well. Asked my wife if we could still change our 2 week old's name to Tool. She seemed like she might need some convincing.

 

[USCDoom]

 

[USCDoom]

If I had a Kid Its name would be Doomfucked!!

 

[beardown07]

I like Slayer, but not enough to name my kid after em'.

 

[beardown07]

 

[Chewbaccer]

One of my dad's friends named his son Creedence.

 

[USCDoom]

I might name my kid Stormlord

 

[Chewbaccer]

And two of my older cousins were born about a month apart. The first was named Waylon, the other Willie.

Kind of pisses me off because there's already a Waylon Rich now and takes away my top choice for my first born son.

 

[beardown07]

And two of my older cousins were born about a month apart. The first was named Waylon, the other Willie.

Kind of pisses me off because there's already a Waylon Rich now and takes away my top choice for my first born son.

Goddamn, has it been a week yet?

 

[USCDoom]

If I had a daughter...

 

[Chewbaccer]

Goddamn, has it been a week yet?

Two more days, and I'm gonna PM your ass every 5 minutes until then.

 

[beardown07]

Two more days, and I'm gonna PM your ass every 5 minutes until then.

Enough with the dick pics already!

 

[USCDoom]

I might name my kid Manowar

 

[Sam Sportboy]

If I had a daughter...

Here, just in case you have twins....................

 

[antone112]

To be completely honest though about the Tool thing. I did name him James. It's his Grandpa's name and that's like 95% why I chose it. Maynard might have played a role in the other 5%.

 

[USCDoom]

To be completely honest though about the Tool thing. I did name him James. It's his Grandpa's name and that's like 95% why I chose it. Maynard might have played a role in the other 5%.

Wait, What? You named a kid Maynard?

Which begs the question, do you blame a Maynard for doing Maynard things? Or the Person who named him?