SFO v. MN Official GDT

[Arete Tzu]

Alex Smith made the ill fated attempt to restore the fresco of Christ in Spain.

 

[Arete Tzu]

Alex Smith invented bath salts

 

[threelittleturds]

Lotta injuries around the NFL today.

Speaking of which, any news on Willis?

 

[ViperVisor]

*chrisoveryou
I blame it on alex smith

*TheNinerMind
"what the hell dilfer"

That was Alex Smith's fault.

*TheNinerMind
"another drop by Jackson;-("

Alex Smith

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith with another interception.

*clydeCarson
"clyde, his not playing is simply no excuse. That pick goes on him".


Of course. Excuses are for whimps. Alex Smith made the bad decision there obviously.

*chrisoveryou
"Alex Smith with another interception."

i literally almost fell out of my chair on this one.

on another note:

frank gore 8 rushes for 12 yards.

must be alex smith's fault.

*clydeCarson
Duh! Alex Smith needs to open up bigger holes for Frank Gore.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith's gameplan is horrible, btw.

*imac_21
Just come out and say it clyde, Alex Smith is responsible for high gas prices.

And global warming.

*clydeCarson
Yep. And the Middle East crisis. The cyclone that hit Bangladesh is probably his fault too.

*imac_21
Alex Smith killed Abraham Lincoln and JFK.

*clydeCarson
Really? I didn't think he was that accurate. Bust they say?

*TheNinerMind
This stew just isn't sitting right. Damn Alex Smith.

*chrisoveryou
alex smith was responsible for the challenger explosion.

i also heard he had a hand in the sinking of the titanic

*VVloed
don't forget it was a small hand

*imac_21
If he had average sized hands he would have been able to plug the leak.

*vipervisor
Alex Smith = Lax Me Sh@it

*imac_21
Alex Smith has unpaid parking tickets.

*XZIBIT864
after this game im officaly on the smith is abust bandwagon. you guys just convinced me with this convo

*imac_21
I just got a call from Jesus, Alex Smith is the antichrist.

*VVloed P
Gotta call you out on that one mac.

Derek Anderson was boarding a flight, he couldn't have made that call.

*chrisoveryou
This just in:

alex smith steals candy from babies and punches kittens.

*imac_21
really? I heard he stole candy from kittens and punched babies. I guess the original reports were wrong. I'm glad I didn't post that and start a nasty, untrue rumour.

*XZIBIT864

wow another sack.

to bad alex smith sucks so much

*XZIBIT864
i take that back it wasnt actually a sack, if you slow down the film you see smith shot lazers form his eyes on the sideline to knock bulger down


*imac_21
Alex Smith is the real father of Britney Spears' kids.

*vipervisor
Bill Walsh is currently designing a new and greater West Coast in Heaven offense that is totally based on punting so when Alex gets there he has an excuse and doesn't have to use Alex. God has his figers crossed Andy Lee is dead before Alex.

*imac_21
"Was it Smith who killed Jesus?"

No, but Judas is related to Alex Smith.

*imac_21
Alex Smith ruined Joe Montana's elbow, and gave Steve Young his last concussion.

*imac_21
It was Alex Smith that stopped the mountain from going to Muhammad, and he started the party at the base of Mount Sinai.

*imac_21
Alex Smith drained the levy

*TheNinerMind
Contrary to popular belief, Alex Smith did not cause the Exxon Valdez oil spill. But he has drowned several baby seals in motor oil.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave Benoit his steriods.

*chrisoveryou
I want to see where Cazic is with the "trent dilfer is better than Alex smith" threads/posts

*vipervisor
Alex Smith was the kicking Tee fetcher @ the 98 NFC champ game and he had trouble picking it up so he jumped on it to hide it in the ground. That's why Steve Young tripped on the pass to Owens.

*imac_21
Alex Smith keeps changing the format of these boards.

*chrisoveryou
alex smith called that draw play, not hostler.

*XZIBIT864
BY must be immune to alex smith's enchantment

*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith shot Tupac.

*vipervisor
Marc Ecko has announced he will be putting Alex Smith's sig on the HR ball not an *

*clydeCarson
Smith framed Scott Peterson.

*XZIBIT864
alex smith through a football through the twin towers that went so fast it traveld back in time and blew up pearl harbor

*imac_21
Alex Smith is Superman, and he is supposed to help the Niners, but Aaron Rodgers keeps spiking Smith's water bottle with red kryptonite.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith killed the dinosaurs.

*XZIBIT864
alex smith accidently yawned and sucked the ball out of bounds, to make up for helping the 49ers he will make dilfer throow another INT

*chrisoveryou
seriously though.. is it bad that I can't wait to rub the fact that trent dilfer is a pile of garbage in cazics face later. i mean i have to find some way to enjoy myself this season.

*vipervisor
Ever wonder what the D initial stands for as his middle name? Hitler.

*imac_21
LOL

The Alex Smith that was the QB at Utah is now the TE in TB. The guy playing QB for us was the TE at Stanford. They talked at the combine and decided to play a nasty practical joke on the NFL.

*clydeCarson
It was actually Smith who went down on Bill Clinton.

*vipervisor
Great Irish Potato Famine? They had nothing to carry them in. Alex had all the sacks.

*imac_21
"Alex Smith tore Lawson's acl."

with his bare(ly big enough) hands.

*clydeCarson
"Owen's with TD number 4, damn wish we still had him."

Take it up with Smith. He's the one who traded him.

*Ray__Dogg
Alex lasered Staley in the balls.

*imac_21
Alex Smith let the dogs out

*chrisoveryou
"Why do leave VD in to block so often?"


it's alex smith's fault.. obviously

"Alex Smith gave Vick his first puppy"

*vipervisor
I can't connect Alex directly to the stealing of Christmas but he was behind the Grinch's plot. I can prove it for Hanukkah, Alex being a Anti-Semite and what not.

*vipervisor
Alex called the audible on that route JFK took Nov. 22nd 1963.

*XZIBIT864
told you alex would make dilfer throw an int


*Ray__Dogg
Bad throw by Smith.








*chrisoveryou* 1 good thing to come out of today's game

the hilarious game-day thread

bar-none lol


*imac_21
Alex Smith created AIDS, and brought crack to the ghetto.


*clydeCarson
LOL.

Alex Smith is supplying al Qaida with its weapons.

*imac_21
Alex Smith raped Cazic's sister.


OK, so this one might be true.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is the Kool-Aid Man:

*chrisoveryou
i heard alex smith once farted, and anthrax came out.

*imac_21
stormace is Aaron Rodgers.

Sorry, back on topic.

Alex Smith was in charge of counting the votes in Florida in 2000.


*imac_21
Alex Smith brought the Avian Flu to North America.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave Turner his skin-care products.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is the reason we invaded Iraq


*imac_21
Alex Smith kidnapped the Lindberg baby.


*imac_21
Alex Smith bult the grassy knoll and the book depository in Dealey Plaza, Dallas.


*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is the reason Dog the bounty hunter said N*gg*r!


*imac_21
Alex Smith bought Lincoln tickets to the theater.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith started the plague in medieval Europe.

*imac_21
Alex Smith was the political advisor to the Stuart dynsasty in england.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith created S.I.D.S. to stop future Alex Smith's.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith bought Hardrock a computer.

*thisabyssisbliss
Every time alex smith throws a pass a puppy dies

I am sorry but this is the single funniest thread I have read on here.

*imac_21
Alex Smith was Christopher Colombus' navigator.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is Latin for Raiders.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith told the indians to stop fighting for their land

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith edited Mein Kampf.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is to football as peace is to Iraq

*imac_21
Alex Smith set up the Vichy government.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave birth to Paris Hilton.

*imac_21
Alex Smith bought Britney Spears her first martini.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith shaved Britney Spears' head.


*imac_21
Alex Smith traded Randy Moss to the Patriots.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is the CEO of Blackwater.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith was behind the Oklahoma city bombing.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith taught Stalin philosophy.

*imac_21
Alex Smith broke Garrison Hearst's ankle.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith financed Vick's house in Atlanta.


*imac_21
Alex Smith was Kenneth Starr's idol.

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith thinks Robin Williams is funny.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith convinced Hostler to pick up a football.


*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith designed Windows Vista.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith owned 80% of Googles stock but sold it for 10 bucks cause he thought it was a bad idea

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer.

*TheNinerMind
In the offseason, Alex Smith works as a customer service supervisor at the DMV.

*imac_21
Alex Smith cheated in the Sharks FFL.

*imac_21
Alex Smith proposed the Stamp Act.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith introduced OJ to Nicole

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Rosie O'Donnell's cook.

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith tells Mike Nolan what to say at press conferences.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith's favorite car is a Pinto

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith was Greg Brady's trainer in celebrity boxing.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith served the Kool Aide to the Heavens gate.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith started Sars.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith made Aqua Dots

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith met Dustin Diamond at a party once.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith was made in China and his red jersey has to much lead.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith invented communism.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith designed the Yugo

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith runs the 49ers offense. Wait, what's this thread about again?

 

[Bemular]

*chrisoveryou
I blame it on alex smith

*TheNinerMind
"what the hell dilfer"

That was Alex Smith's fault.

*TheNinerMind
"another drop by Jackson;-("

Alex Smith

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith with another interception.

*clydeCarson
"clyde, his not playing is simply no excuse. That pick goes on him".


Of course. Excuses are for whimps. Alex Smith made the bad decision there obviously.

*chrisoveryou
"Alex Smith with another interception."

i literally almost fell out of my chair on this one.

on another note:

frank gore 8 rushes for 12 yards.

must be alex smith's fault.

*clydeCarson
Duh! Alex Smith needs to open up bigger holes for Frank Gore.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith's gameplan is horrible, btw.

*imac_21
Just come out and say it clyde, Alex Smith is responsible for high gas prices.

And global warming.

*clydeCarson
Yep. And the Middle East crisis. The cyclone that hit Bangladesh is probably his fault too.

*imac_21
Alex Smith killed Abraham Lincoln and JFK.

*clydeCarson
Really? I didn't think he was that accurate. Bust they say?

*TheNinerMind
This stew just isn't sitting right. Damn Alex Smith.

*chrisoveryou
alex smith was responsible for the challenger explosion.

i also heard he had a hand in the sinking of the titanic

*VVloed
don't forget it was a small hand

*imac_21
If he had average sized hands he would have been able to plug the leak.

*vipervisor
Alex Smith = Lax Me Sh@it

*imac_21
Alex Smith has unpaid parking tickets.

*XZIBIT864
after this game im officaly on the smith is abust bandwagon. you guys just convinced me with this convo

*imac_21
I just got a call from Jesus, Alex Smith is the antichrist.

*VVloed P
Gotta call you out on that one mac.

Derek Anderson was boarding a flight, he couldn't have made that call.

*chrisoveryou
This just in:

alex smith steals candy from babies and punches kittens.

*imac_21
really? I heard he stole candy from kittens and punched babies. I guess the original reports were wrong. I'm glad I didn't post that and start a nasty, untrue rumour.

*XZIBIT864

wow another sack.

to bad alex smith sucks so much

*XZIBIT864
i take that back it wasnt actually a sack, if you slow down the film you see smith shot lazers form his eyes on the sideline to knock bulger down


*imac_21
Alex Smith is the real father of Britney Spears' kids.

*vipervisor
Bill Walsh is currently designing a new and greater West Coast in Heaven offense that is totally based on punting so when Alex gets there he has an excuse and doesn't have to use Alex. God has his figers crossed Andy Lee is dead before Alex.

*imac_21
"Was it Smith who killed Jesus?"

No, but Judas is related to Alex Smith.

*imac_21
Alex Smith ruined Joe Montana's elbow, and gave Steve Young his last concussion.

*imac_21
It was Alex Smith that stopped the mountain from going to Muhammad, and he started the party at the base of Mount Sinai.

*imac_21
Alex Smith drained the levy

*TheNinerMind
Contrary to popular belief, Alex Smith did not cause the Exxon Valdez oil spill. But he has drowned several baby seals in motor oil.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave Benoit his steriods.

*chrisoveryou
I want to see where Cazic is with the "trent dilfer is better than Alex smith" threads/posts

*vipervisor
Alex Smith was the kicking Tee fetcher @ the 98 NFC champ game and he had trouble picking it up so he jumped on it to hide it in the ground. That's why Steve Young tripped on the pass to Owens.

*imac_21
Alex Smith keeps changing the format of these boards.

*chrisoveryou
alex smith called that draw play, not hostler.

*XZIBIT864
BY must be immune to alex smith's enchantment

*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith shot Tupac.

*vipervisor
Marc Ecko has announced he will be putting Alex Smith's sig on the HR ball not an *

*clydeCarson
Smith framed Scott Peterson.

*XZIBIT864
alex smith through a football through the twin towers that went so fast it traveld back in time and blew up pearl harbor

*imac_21
Alex Smith is Superman, and he is supposed to help the Niners, but Aaron Rodgers keeps spiking Smith's water bottle with red kryptonite.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith killed the dinosaurs.

*XZIBIT864
alex smith accidently yawned and sucked the ball out of bounds, to make up for helping the 49ers he will make dilfer throow another INT

*chrisoveryou
seriously though.. is it bad that I can't wait to rub the fact that trent dilfer is a pile of garbage in cazics face later. i mean i have to find some way to enjoy myself this season.

*vipervisor
Ever wonder what the D initial stands for as his middle name? Hitler.

*imac_21
LOL

The Alex Smith that was the QB at Utah is now the TE in TB. The guy playing QB for us was the TE at Stanford. They talked at the combine and decided to play a nasty practical joke on the NFL.

*clydeCarson
It was actually Smith who went down on Bill Clinton.

*vipervisor
Great Irish Potato Famine? They had nothing to carry them in. Alex had all the sacks.

*imac_21
"Alex Smith tore Lawson's acl."

with his bare(ly big enough) hands.

*clydeCarson
"Owen's with TD number 4, damn wish we still had him."

Take it up with Smith. He's the one who traded him.

*Ray__Dogg
Alex lasered Staley in the balls.

*imac_21
Alex Smith let the dogs out

*chrisoveryou
"Why do leave VD in to block so often?"


it's alex smith's fault.. obviously

"Alex Smith gave Vick his first puppy"

*vipervisor
I can't connect Alex directly to the stealing of Christmas but he was behind the Grinch's plot. I can prove it for Hanukkah, Alex being a Anti-Semite and what not.

*vipervisor
Alex called the audible on that route JFK took Nov. 22nd 1963.

*XZIBIT864
told you alex would make dilfer throw an int


*Ray__Dogg
Bad throw by Smith.

*chrisoveryou* 1 good thing to come out of today's game

the hilarious game-day thread

bar-none lol


*imac_21
Alex Smith created AIDS, and brought crack to the ghetto.


*clydeCarson
LOL.

Alex Smith is supplying al Qaida with its weapons.

*imac_21
Alex Smith raped Cazic's sister.


OK, so this one might be true.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is the Kool-Aid Man:

*chrisoveryou
i heard alex smith once farted, and anthrax came out.

*imac_21
stormace is Aaron Rodgers.

Sorry, back on topic.

Alex Smith was in charge of counting the votes in Florida in 2000.


*imac_21
Alex Smith brought the Avian Flu to North America.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave Turner his skin-care products.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is the reason we invaded Iraq


*imac_21
Alex Smith kidnapped the Lindberg baby.


*imac_21
Alex Smith bult the grassy knoll and the book depository in Dealey Plaza, Dallas.


*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is the reason Dog the bounty hunter said N*gg*r!


*imac_21
Alex Smith bought Lincoln tickets to the theater.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith started the plague in medieval Europe.

*imac_21
Alex Smith was the political advisor to the Stuart dynsasty in england.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith created S.I.D.S. to stop future Alex Smith's.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith bought Hardrock a computer.

*thisabyssisbliss
Every time alex smith throws a pass a puppy dies

I am sorry but this is the single funniest thread I have read on here.

*imac_21
Alex Smith was Christopher Colombus' navigator.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is Latin for Raiders.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith told the indians to stop fighting for their land

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith edited Mein Kampf.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is to football as peace is to Iraq

*imac_21
Alex Smith set up the Vichy government.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave birth to Paris Hilton.

*imac_21
Alex Smith bought Britney Spears her first martini.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith shaved Britney Spears' head.


*imac_21
Alex Smith traded Randy Moss to the Patriots.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is the CEO of Blackwater.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith was behind the Oklahoma city bombing.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith taught Stalin philosophy.

*imac_21
Alex Smith broke Garrison Hearst's ankle.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith financed Vick's house in Atlanta.


*imac_21
Alex Smith was Kenneth Starr's idol.

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith thinks Robin Williams is funny.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith convinced Hostler to pick up a football.


*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith designed Windows Vista.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith owned 80% of Googles stock but sold it for 10 bucks cause he thought it was a bad idea

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer.

*TheNinerMind
In the offseason, Alex Smith works as a customer service supervisor at the DMV.

*imac_21
Alex Smith cheated in the Sharks FFL.

*imac_21
Alex Smith proposed the Stamp Act.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith introduced OJ to Nicole

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Rosie O'Donnell's cook.

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith tells Mike Nolan what to say at press conferences.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith's favorite car is a Pinto

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith was Greg Brady's trainer in celebrity boxing.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith served the Kool Aide to the Heavens gate.


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith started Sars.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith made Aqua Dots

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith met Dustin Diamond at a party once.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith was made in China and his red jersey has to much lead.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith invented communism.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith designed the Yugo

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith runs the 49ers offense. Wait, what's this thread about again?

What. The. Fuck?

 

[ViperVisor]

*TheNinerMind
That's the point, dude. People have to stop blaming Alex Smith for everything. It's rediculous.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith uses AOL dial up

*imac_21
Alex Smith is a Nigerian diplomat.

*thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith designed this website

Horseback riding in VIRGINIA Horses & Equine

*thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith created American Idol

*thisabyssisbliss
alex smith invented asbestos

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith made pills that will gain you 3 inchs.


*jds_49ers
Alex Smith uses Cialis and has 4 hour erections and anal dischage

*thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith directed Godfather III

*thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith founded the RIAA

*imac_21
Alex Smith greenlighted Gigli.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith paid to see Gigli.

*jds_49ers
And bought the DVD

*TheNinerMind
And watched the deleted scenes. I.E. the scenes not good enough to make the final cut of Gigli.

*jds_49ers
And the director commintary
*imac_21
Alex Smith made his own commentary.

*imac_21
Alex Smith started the souther California fires.

*imac_21
Alex Smith says the moon is fake.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith still thinks the earth is flat.

*thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith taught Kwame how to hold

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith supported Beta Max

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith created New Kids On The Block and The Backstreet Boys

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith is EMO

*chrisoveryou
this is the type of thread I need after this type of game/season.

lol

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith loves John York and Mike Nolan

*niners4life1978
Alex Smith was the operator of the Chernobyl power plant.


*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith invented New Coke. Sort of. He just slapped the labels on Pepsi cans.

*imac_21
Alex Smith screwed Bret Hart at Survivor Series in 1996.

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith thinks Jim Hostler is a superstar coordinator.

*niners4life1978
Alex Smith is the real Ron Mexico

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith voted for Ross Perot

thisabyssisbliss
alex smith built the bridge in minneapolis

*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith crashed the oil tanker into the Bay Bridge.


*imac_21
Alex Smith is Steve Bartman
AND Jeffrey Maier

*niners4life1978
Alex Smith is Michael Jackson's PR director

*niners4life1978
Alex Smith is Scott Norwoods kicking coach. Wide right.

*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith was the bouncing burglar. He was just wearing some face paint, I swear.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith would kick the FG when down by 7 with 2 min left.

*niners4life1978
Alex Smith told the Chargers to draft Ryan Leaf.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks the end zone is a mythical place.

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith cancelled Family Guy.


*chrisoveryou
alex smith killed kenny

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks TD's are for sissy's and real men throw INT's

*Ray__Dogg
In 1996, Alex Smith drafted Todd Fuller instead of Kobe Bryant.

*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith directed Eye of the Beholder.


*imac_21
Alex Smith voted for the Patriot Act.

*imac_21
Alex Smith turned off the power at Jurassic Park

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks a draw and 3rd and long is a great play.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks Hostler Is a grade A coach.

*imac_21
Alex Smith caused the Cuban Missile Crisis.

*thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith found the cure for cancer but wont tell anyone because the drug companies are paying him off.

*imac_21
He invented a combustion engine that runs on salt water too, but he is keeping to himself because he wants to see the planet destroyed.


*chrisoveryou
alex smith turned the espn boards into myspace.

Ovalshine
The final scene of The Sopranos was written by Ale



















"Donnnn't stop.... belieeeevin"


*imac_21
Alex Smith is Robert Hanssen.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith was the one who made it rain.

He was also the one who shot the bouncer.



Oh, and he was the one with the 50 guns in his house.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Chris Hanson.

*imac_21
Alex Smith is Chris Hanson's white whale.

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith missed the block that ended youngs career

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith stole oj's memorabilias and blamed the juice

*imac_21
You can't give Alex Smith credit for Lawrence Phillips handy work. Phillips is just as evil as Smith.

*thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith created the BCS and is preventing playoffs in college football

*thisabyssisbliss
the glove fit alex smith

*clydeCarson
Must have been a small glove.

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith buys liquor for minors

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith fired Marty Shottenheimer.


*thisabyssisbliss
alex smith implemented the message board censors

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Bowzer.


*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith created balco

*thisabyssisbliss
alex smith wrote the seinfeld "spinoffs"


*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is a notorious ****ographer.


*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith doesnt pull out and is in favor of abortions (by drop kicking girls in the gut)

*thisabyssisbliss
alex smith made the airforce fly nuclear warheads rom North Dakota to Louisiana

*thisabyssisbliss
alex smith nominated the english patient



*thisabyssisbliss
alex smith has kept the US off the metric system

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith was in the car when Lindsay Lohan gotta DUI.

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith is solely responsible for banning clyde_carson. now we are stuck with clydeCarson.

*imac_21
Alex Smith got her drunk.

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith advised michael jackson that naming his kid blanket was a good idea

*chrispozz
Normally I don't get into threads that don't discuss football matters but this is one of the most hilarious threads I've seen on these boards since I started posting here. I wonder how long this thread could go? Great stuff.

*imac_21
It's going for ever. It's the new
4____9_____E_____R_____S!!!!!

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith murdered tupac and biggie.......

he's a diddy fan

*imac_21
Alex Smith lost to Appalachian State.

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith got me addicted to halo 3

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith brought sexy back

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith gave the game the butterfly tattoo on his face. when he finished he told game, "now that $h!t is gangsta"

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smtih gave jessica alba acting lessons

*imac_21
Alex Smith took sexy away.

*jds_49ers
Alex Smith didnt eat his vitamins or say his prayers.

*jds_49A
Alex Smith wears socks with sandles.


*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith is the boogeyman

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith brings alcohol to AA meetings

*jds_49A
Freddy, Jason and Micheal Myers are just parts of the evil that is Alex Smith

*jds_49A
Alex Smith only takes 11 steps in a 12 step program

*jds_49A
Alex Smith wears a fanny pack the right way, on the fanny!

*jds_49A
Alex Smith likes dating fat chicks!

*jds_49A
Alex Smith doesnt thank god after a win.

*imac_21
He thanks Allah.

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith has love for "new york"

*imac_21
Alex Smith corrupted the LAPD

*jds_49A
Alex Smith beat Rodney King

*ptech
Alex Smith cheats at solitaire.

*ptech
Alex Gave Ms Teen South Carolina the answer...


*jds_49A
Alex Smith give out candy with razor blades at Halloween.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is New York's mom.

*imac_21
Alex Smith told Vanessa Williams to pose naked.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Sasquatch.

*jds_49A
Alex Smith is the reason white men cant jump.

*jds_49A
Alex Smith caused the1906 earthquake in San Francisco when he was sacked and seperated his shoulder.

*jds_49A
Alex Smith enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School cause he hated John Elway.

*jds_49A
Alex Smith was the first test-tube baby, he was the left overs like Danny Divito and his twin Arnold is none other than Tom Brady.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith is ET.

*clydeCarson
Alex Smith sold Chad Johnson his grill.

*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith woofed down all the roast beef for breakfast.


*SacKingsSF49ers
Alex taught Cazic and HardRock how to debate...

*LowBudgetWrX
per alex smith's request, this thread must be bumped every so often to remind everyone that this is all alex smiths fault.

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith is confused regarding the point of the thread.

*PlasmaHero
Alex Smith gave Emmit Smith an analyst job

*LowBudgetWrX
alex smith was sitting shotgun when randy moss ran over a meter maid

*TheNinerMind
Alex Smith is a recruiter for Notre Dame.

*ptech
Alex Smith taught Sean Salisbury everything he knows about broadcasting.

clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave Leonard Little a drivers license.

*ptech
Alex Smith gave Rae Carruth a gun.

*Ovalshine
Alex Smith created the XFL.

*docofdbay
Alex Smith robbed the tooth fairy

*thisabyssisbliss
alex smith drafted rashawn woods

*imac_21
Alex Smith supports HardRock's Mike Nolan for Coach of the year campaign.

*niners4life1978
Alex Smith negotiated the Heschel Walker trade.

*LowBudgetWrX
Alex Smith called shotgun and made Rosa Parks go to the back seat.

*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith introduced Beyonce to Jay-Z.


*Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith fathered underdog/sangervas.

*clyde_carson
Alex Smith searched Plaxico Burress before going into the club.


*clyde_carson
Alex Smith gave Bernard Madoff his banking license.

*imac_21
Alex Smith hung the scoreboard in the new Cowboy Stadium.

*Hangman_ESPN
Alex Smith told Crabtree that the 9ers would offer him top 5 money if he held out lo9ng enough

*clyde_carson
Alex Smith successfully convinced Scot McCloughan that a pass-rush is unnecessary in today's NFL.

 

[SY8goat]

Classic thread from that other board.

 

[Arete Tzu]

Alex Smith filmed the new kanye west sex tape.

 

[NinerSickness]

Alex Smith shot J.R.

 

[Arete Tzu]

Alex Smith Rigged the Pacquaio - Bradly fight.

 

[MHSL82]

This had the feel of a trap game, especially with the short week ahead & the players not going home, but that still is no excuse.

If Minnesota explodes this year, then I'll be a bit less confused about the loss, but if the Vikes go 6-9, it'll prove the Niners are a little too cocky (IMO).

That's it, I'm rooting for Minnesota to beat everybody now (in the regular season). I assume they play a few of our foes and we can lose to a good team. Now, if we win 10 or more games this season, we can feel better.

Seriously though, this whole game was so bad that I started bracing for it with 7 minutes to go. I was open for a shocker, but the way the defense could not stop as well as they usually do, the offense showed no urgency, and the way the clock was being eaten up, I started to mentally prepare for a loss - because I can get real mad or depressed on some losses.

It seemed like the offense accepted the loss, too. That was disappointing. I think we would have still lost, but I wanted to see the effort, like there was something different about the fourth quarter than the second. The third quarter TD was the difference. We played a good ball on that (imo) and they still caught it. I hated the Ponder rush for obvious reasons, second most. The first Ponder TD was bad, but he deserved it (not that I wouldn't have taken it away if I could). I'm just not as mad at that one. It seemed to set the tone, so it was huge.

I can feel semi-at-peace if I don't talk about the game itself, just accept it as a loss, assuming we will go out and beat Sanchez next week. Just put a blind-fold on the game and tell me we lost.

 

[NinerSickness]

Alex Smith prodiced the Geico Neanderthal TV show.

 

[Arete Tzu]

Alex Smith was wearing an invisibility cloak as he sat in Clint Eastwood's chair.

 

[NinerSickness]

Ever see Alex Smith and Barney the Dinosaur in the same room? I don't think so.

 

[Arete Tzu]

Alex Smith makes John Boehner cry.

 

[MHSL82]

Damn spot on. I noticed that too> It pissed me off! It was like the whole cam newton thing and him sulking on the bench. Get the fuck up and motivate the team. Honestly we should of went for it on that 4th down. Oh well we will be back!

I know I am violating my rule or desire to not think about the game itself, but if we had gone for it, I wonder what the talk would be if we didn't make it. Conversely, we'd have had a chance had we converted. I know I'd be on Harbaugh's side if we tried and failed. The game seemed out of hand at that point, that's why I wanted them to go for it. I trust them over my gut or panics, so punting was ok. Had Gerhart/Peterson fumbled then or Whitner pick-sixed it like he could have, that punt would have been a sign of good patience. The dropped INT was after the punt, right?

 

[MHSL82]

Alex started this thread into the "Alex was the second shooter" thread.

Alex was the one that let me still post serious stuff here despite the direction of this thread.

Yes, fail.

 

[NinerSickness]

Alex Smith hired Terry Donahue.

 

[Arete Tzu]

Alex Smith thinks Grey's Anatomy: The Video Game is the greatest video game of all time.

 

[NinerSickness]

Alex Smith drafted Alex Smith 1st overall in 2005.