Sexy Rexy

[apachef4]

Looks we're going with Grossman to start the season. Now that they've made the decision, I hope they stick with it through thick and thin.

 

[Taz_Hokie]

I would not have been shocked either way, tbh. Other than Game 4 which I did not watch due to College Ball being on, neither one really separated themselves from the other. I understand Beck didn't look that hot in game 4 and pretty much lost the job as opposed to Rex winning it. I have a feeling that this is not the end of the QB controversy, especially if Rex struggles at all. Hell, Shanny may even pull it out just to fuck with opposing teams plans.

 

[rmilia1]

OOOH Rexy, You're so SEXY!

 

[Taz_Hokie]

Not sure where this came from, a friend posted it on another board. Thought I'd update it a bit...

Is that Moss? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Gaffney open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and r*pe the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Eagles cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 225 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

 

[apachef4]

Not sure where this came from, a friend posted it on another board. Thought I'd update it a bit...

LOL, if he were to actually come out and say that, I'd vote for him to be QB for life!

 

[Taz_Hokie]

I gotta admit, he looked damn good this past weekend against a depleted Giants secondary. Gonna wait until the Cowboys game before I pass judgement though.