Sark Relinquishes Playcalling Duties

[HammerDown]

USC OC Clay Helton to call plays.

 

[TigerBait1971]

dude is on his way out....

....will be left on the tarmac like Kiffen.

 

[Olyduck]

This was news like 2 days ago

 

[HammerDown]

"Throw the damn ball and bring me another Dewar's!" - Sark calling plays last season

 

[Blitzville]

dude is on his way out....

....will be left on the tarmac like Kiffen.

One week before the season begins and JUST NOW you announce who will be calling the plays?!? We know for certain this was not a voluntary decision or a "strategic move" on Sarkisian's part...it was mandated. He never won anything of significance at Washington and he will not at USC as well.

 

[Lance Armstrong]

Who's the next USC coach?

jack Del rio?
Jeff Fisher?
another pete carroll reject?

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

It's hard to keep up with your beer and a playbook at the same time.

 

[HammerDown]

He's named a playcaller but did I missed where he named his designated driver?

 

[Blitzville]

It's hard to keep up with your beer and a playbook at the same time.

Maybe he preferred to give up the playbook instead of the bottle?

 

[TheDayMan]

It's hard to keep up with your beer and a playbook at the same time.

That's why god created these little lifesavers...

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

That's why god created these little lifesavers...
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That hat is too classy for Modelo.

 

[TheDayMan]

That hat is too classy for Modelo.

Would you prefer Tecate?

 

[7Samurai13]

Will the new coordinator be forced to do a shot per punt like Sark?

 

[HammerDown]

That hat is too classy for Modelo.

That's a fine Juarez wine!

 

[HammerDown]

Will the new coordinator be forced to do a shot per punt like Sark?

No, but rumors indicate that he will also assume drink ordering duties.

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

Would you prefer Tecate?

I'd prefer Mexico stop making booze.

 

[Lance Armstrong]

No, but rumors indicate that he will also assume drink ordering duties.

Can't Matt Leinart fill in?

 

[TheDayMan]

I'd prefer Mexico stop making booze.

I bought bottle of tequila a couple weeks ago. There was no brand name, the label just said "this was distilled under the supervision of the Mexican government..." it didn't cost very much was the upside...

 

[WhiteMamba]

#BarkForSark

#Woof

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

I bought bottle of tequila a couple weeks ago. There was no brand name, the label just said "this was distilled under the supervision of the Mexican government..." it didn't cost very much was the upside...

Lol. They should put some cocaine in it so you don't have to taste it.