Rangers & Oakland start the battle for the bottom, 4/2-4/5

[donaldson79]

This might get uglier, starting tonight

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

What better what to start a battle for the bottom than with a pitcher named Colon.

 

[Nightcrawler]

Obligatory

* Toilet flush*



The circus is in Oakland with fartolo on the mound.

Should be fun, but I doubt fartolo will be on the team much longer with Perez coming back soon.

 

[saddles]

As an older pitcher Colon usually starts out seasons well and then he fades. He may be able to give us a few good starts.

 

[Nightcrawler]

As an older pitcher Colon usually starts out seasons well and then he fades. He may be able to give us a few good starts.

He’s probably gone after today

 

[romeo212000]

Fuck me...

 

[saddles]

 

[Kelleyman]

Maybe Colon can locate against Kris Davis. On the bright side he is a RHP if he works that is good.

We have many defensive issues so the spotlight only on out geezer pitcher may be a bit unfair

(Delete button is close)

 

[Kelleyman]

Can JPM develop immediately?

 

[darrylgann]

Wasted opportunity there

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

Could have used a better at bat from El Capitan there

 

[darrylgann]

Sign em up long time JD

 

[Kelleyman]

Could have used a better at bat from El Capitan there

Ump gave Oaktown pitcher the edges. That hurt

 

[Kelleyman]

Sign em up long time JD

As the incentives begin to kick in

 

[Nightcrawler]

Sign em up long time JD

Sign up who?

 

[Kelleyman]

The curveball is not the Ranger friend so far

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

Hey guys... maybe lay off the curveball?

 

[Kelleyman]

Hey guys... maybe lay off the curveball?

Yup

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

No complaints about Big Sexy so far.

 

[saddles]