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PolarVortex
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This reminds me so much of 2008 and 2010 when thee Marinerss were coming off of unexpectedly above .500 seasons in 2007 and 2009, and hopes were flying high.
Second time in the last three starts that Felix has gotten his ass handed to him. I'm starting to wonder if maybe he was with Bruce Jenner when Jenner got his dick cut off.
At any rate, I think this is the official beginning of Heads Starting To Roll season in Seattle. GM Jack Z just signed a contract extension so he's probably safe for the time being. Lloyd McClendon has only been the manager for about 220 games so you have to figure he is probably safe for the time being too. But the team still needs a scapregoat.
The immediate scape goats are hitting coach Howard Johnson and Robbie Cano. Johnson will fired before the end of June and the local media will start an immediate anti-Cano campaign.
By the end of June the Mariners are in full blown dysfunction with a lackadasial clubhouse. Robbie Cano will have become disgruntled (if he isn't already as some NY-based sites are reporting) and will be looking for a way out.
Starting in July, the marketable veterans will be traded off to strip payroll. First to go are Charlie Furbush, Seth Smith, Tom Wilhelmsen and JA Happ. After that players that have no future on the team, and can't be traded, are DFAed. This is also the time when Ackley will heat up - when it is too late to matter.
Toward the end of August, with the kids in Tacoma on the verge of being called up, McClendon will be fired so that the rookies won't be able to create a bond with him.
GM Jack Z will finally be fired shortly after the conclusion of the World Series.
Second time in the last three starts that Felix has gotten his ass handed to him. I'm starting to wonder if maybe he was with Bruce Jenner when Jenner got his dick cut off.
At any rate, I think this is the official beginning of Heads Starting To Roll season in Seattle. GM Jack Z just signed a contract extension so he's probably safe for the time being. Lloyd McClendon has only been the manager for about 220 games so you have to figure he is probably safe for the time being too. But the team still needs a scapregoat.
The immediate scape goats are hitting coach Howard Johnson and Robbie Cano. Johnson will fired before the end of June and the local media will start an immediate anti-Cano campaign.
By the end of June the Mariners are in full blown dysfunction with a lackadasial clubhouse. Robbie Cano will have become disgruntled (if he isn't already as some NY-based sites are reporting) and will be looking for a way out.
Starting in July, the marketable veterans will be traded off to strip payroll. First to go are Charlie Furbush, Seth Smith, Tom Wilhelmsen and JA Happ. After that players that have no future on the team, and can't be traded, are DFAed. This is also the time when Ackley will heat up - when it is too late to matter.
Toward the end of August, with the kids in Tacoma on the verge of being called up, McClendon will be fired so that the rookies won't be able to create a bond with him.
GM Jack Z will finally be fired shortly after the conclusion of the World Series.