Police Blotter

[TREFF]

Damn, I wish that case had been around when I had jury duty.

High school stud, college stud, heisman, all in Texas. .and then proceeded to embarrass the entire state-the state of TEXAS?!?!? Good luck finding an impartial jury, they might ask for the death penalty

 

[averagejoe]

He has almost as many arrests as he does TD. (USA Today reports 6 arrests in 17 months. He has 9 career TD)

Joseph Randle just racked up another felony.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Johnny White Line busted for another hit and run

 

[Chef99]

I dunno, looks like he reported this one and was the victim? The story is kinda sketchy on details.

 

[Chef99]

However, @SmokingMonkey - you get cake for Johnny White Line.

 

[TREFF]

However, @SmokingMonkey - you get cake for Johnny White Line.

Speaking of Johnny..this is just hilarious-

According to the Associated Press, Johnny Manziel's lawyer is seeking a plea deal in his domestic violence case.

Defense attorney Bob Hinton also expressed doubts about Manziel's sobriety. "Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle," said Hinton in a text message that was intended for another lawyer but was actually sent to the Associated Press. In the exchange, Hinton also hinted that Manziel may have spent over $1,000 at a drug paraphernalia store only 15 hours after being getting into a hit-and-run accident. Manziel's life continues to spiral out of control. At this point, it would be a shock if he ever plays another NFL snap"

Its other wordly bad when your own lawyer is selling you out

 

[Chef99]

Seriously, what is wrong with this guy? Does he legitimately need help for an addiction, or is he truly a world class loser?

 

[averagejoe]

Tis the season...
Tarvaris Jackson had been intoxicated, then threatened to kill his wife with a gun.

 

[TREFF]

Tis the season...
Tarvaris Jackson had been intoxicated, then threatened to kill his wife with a gun.

So much for that cushy "hold the clipboard for Russell " job he was banking on coming around

 

[SmokingMonkey]

In what can only be considered terrible news for the defense, Judge declares Joseph Randle mentally fit for trial.

His lawyer:

 

[DUB]

Denard Robinson found asleep in car after driving into pond
....

Jaguars running back Denard Robinson’s July 4 weekend took a turn for the worse early on Sunday when the car he was driving took a turn into a retention pond.

Denard Robinson found asleep in car after driving into pond


-DUB-

 

[leftypower]

Denard Robinson found asleep in car after driving into pond
....
Jaguars running back Denard Robinson’s July 4 weekend took a turn for the worse early on Sunday when the car he was driving took a turn into a retention pond.

Denard Robinson found asleep in car after driving into pond


-DUB-

That's some heavy 'sleeping' . ..... heck I can't go through a single night without having to get up - and I don't live in a pond. .....

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Not to be outdone, Louis Murphy gets locked inside museum after wedding reception.
Apparently he wondered off and also "fell asleep" in a separate courtyard, where he was locked in, and broke a window to escape.

I think Tony LaRussa had this same sleeping disorder.
Step 1) drink a bunch of alcohol
Step 2) ????
Step 3) mysteriously fall asleep

gonna need to get some NASA scientists to get to the bottom of this illness.

 

[averagejoe]

Robert Turbin arrested for weed possession.

 

[leftypower]

Robert Turbin arrested for weed possession.

Making Josh Robinson #2 ????

 

[Chef99]

Denard Robinson found asleep in car after driving into pond
....

Jaguars running back Denard Robinson’s July 4 weekend took a turn for the worse early on Sunday when the car he was driving took a turn into a retention pond.

Denard Robinson found asleep in car after driving into pond


-DUB-

That's some heavy 'sleeping' . ..... heck I can't go through a single night without having to get up - and I don't live in a pond. .....

From what I understand, he bent down to tie his shoelaces, lost control of the car and fell asleep from the exertion. A perfectly plausible excuse.

 

[Chef99]

C'mon dude! Wtf??? Idiot.

Rookie RB Jonathan Williams arrested for DWI

Bills rookie RB Jonathan Williams was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated Thursday morning in Arkansas.


It has not been a good offseason for Bills running backs. With Karlos Williams likely to start training camp on the sidelines due to conditioning problems, Jonathan Williams had a great shot to carve out a role early in his career. Now the fifth-round pick's future is considerably murkier. Williams will almost certainly face league discipline once this case runs its course.

 

[TREFF]

C'mon dude! Wtf??? Idiot.

Rookie RB Jonathan Williams arrested for DWI
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Bills rookie RB Jonathan Williams was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated Thursday morning in Arkansas.


It has not been a good offseason for Bills running backs. With Karlos Williams likely to start training camp on the sidelines due to conditioning problems, Jonathan Williams had a great shot to carve out a role early in his career. Now the fifth-round pick's future is considerably murkier. Williams will almost certainly face league discipline once this case runs its course.

Mike Gilisle is loving life though. .Harold may be sorry he dropped him!

 

[Chef99]

Mike Gilisle is loving life though. .Harold may be sorry he dropped him!

I wonder if that's his mug shot...

 

[DUB]

This is early... real early but might have a big impact on Ezekiel Elliotts's young career....


http://deadspin.com/ezekiel-elliotts-girlfriend-posts-photos-of-bruises-cl-1784124894

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