Series Thread: Phillies @ Reds, 4/3 - 4/6

[Omar 382]

Be right back guys, heading down to Elkton to talk an old friend out of retirement

 

[Cedrique]

I can't wait til the first homestand when a group of teenage girls show up in right field dressed up in slutty Indian costumes proclaiming themselves "Nava Hoes"

 

[Guy Incognito]

Nava keeping that 5.000 OPS alive.

 

[Guy Incognito]

@Omar 382 probably loves that Franco strike zone graphic on GameDay.

No hot zones, two cold zones (up and in, low and away).

 

[Omar 382]

sit dow Fraudco

 

[Omar 382]

Exit Saundman

 

[Omar 382]

@Omar 382 probably loves that Franco strike zone graphic on GameDay.

No hot zones, two cold zones (up and in, low and away).

The whole thing should be a freaking cold zone mane

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Bring back Jaime Moyer!

 

[Cedrique]

Lets go Freddy! You haven't jacked one out in two days!

 

[Omar 382]

"To Kill A Rally"
-Co-authored by Andrew Knapp and Freddy Galvis

 

[Cedrique]

Screw you Galvis! I haven't been this disappointed since China King said they were out of Moo Goo Gai Pan

 

[Omar 382]

Well, Butthole's day is over. Here is a pitching scouting report of Clay Buchholz, given to me from a fan of his old team over on the MLB General board:

"Nah you don't truly feel it yet. Here's what is going to happen. He's going to go through a really good stretch, and get your hopes up, then get hurt. Then he'll come back the next year and you'll think "if he maintains, and just stays healthy, he'll be great" and then he'll suck.

Then he will do that for 6 years."

 

[Omar 382]

By the way, does anyone know who what pitcher Krukie was referring to in Montreal?

 

[Cedrique]

By the way, does anyone know who what pitcher Krukie was referring to in Montreal?

what did he say? I can probably guess

 

[Omar 382]

You've got to be fucking SHITTING me

 

[Omar 382]

what did he say? I can probably guess

He said that they were playing in Montreal and a pitcher wouldn't throw the ball because "the little man on his shoulder told him not to." He purposely didn't say the pitcher's name.

Are you watching at the bar?

 

[Guy Incognito]

You've got to be fucking SHITTING me

So, Adam Morgan still sucks.

Glad we got that cleared up early.

 

[Cedrique]

He said that they were playing in Montreal and a pitcher wouldn't throw the ball because "the little man on his shoulder told him not to." He purposely didn't say the pitcher's name.

Are you watching at the bar?

Probably Bill Lee. Nah, just not paying close attention (even as captivating as Krukkie is)

 

[Omar 382]

Probably Bill Lee. Nah, just not paying close attention (even as captivating as Krukkie is)

He'd fit the profile, but I don't think the timeline is right

 

[Cedrique]

I guess we need Nava to bail us out again