Phillies 2021 season thread

[California Creme Puffs]

Sup, bitches

 

[California Creme Puffs]

So let me get this straight- they released VV so we can continue to do these bullpen games?

You ever heard of....... 5D chess?

 

[California Creme Puffs]

The Braves are just teasing them by losing these games. Like a receiver high stepping down the field who stops at the one yard line to give the defenders a chance to catch up before he goes into the end zone. But it's like the Phils don't even want to catch up. What an embarrassment. It's like the NFC East the last 2 or 3 years.
And for that reason.......I'm out.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

 

[Cedrique]

haha come on you knew I wasn't really out. I just wanted to use that Shark Tank reference.

 

[Cedrique]

View attachment 280198

Wow, this is some next level shit

 

[California Creme Puffs]

haha come on you knew I wasn't really out. I just wanted to use that Shark Tank reference.

Yeah I know... I just wanted to use the Breaking Bad reference FYI

 

[Cedrique]

So we're down to 4 games back in the loss column. Just need to pick up one more before we sweep the Braves

 

[California Creme Puffs]

So we're down to 4 games back in the loss column. Just need to pick up one more before we sweep the Braves

I have the feeling the Phillies' dicks are really hard right now thinking about this Mets series. We gotta take at least 2 out of 3 from them. Meanwhile, the Bravos are headed out to San Fran where they'll see a familiar face

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Can you imagine looking this good at 46?

 

[Cedrique]

I have the feeling the Phillies' dicks are really hard right now thinking about this Mets series. We gotta take at least 2 out of 3 from them. Meanwhile, the Bravos are headed out to San Fran where they'll see a familiar face

Luckily they are still in a division race with the Dodgers. Otherwise he could throw the series to screw the Phillies for getting rid of him

 

[Cedrique]

Can you imagine looking this good at 46?

He is "do you even lift bro?" personified.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Theme song for this weekend. I've been in lasting relationships, I've had one-night stands, but I've never known what love is. I'm 24 years old, I'm in the best shape of my life... I want to know what love is. Can the Phillies show me what it looks like over these next 16 games?

 

[Cedrique]

Theme song for this weekend. I've been in lasting relationships, I've had one-night stands, but I've never known what love is. I'm 24 years old, I'm in the best shape of my life... I want to know what love is. Can the Phillies show me what it looks like over these next 16 games?

You're putting a lot of pressure on the Phillies. Not sure this will end well.....

 

[California Creme Puffs]

You're putting a lot of pressure on the Phillies. Not sure this will end well.....

I'm ready to be hurt but I'm also ready to love too. It's the Phillies call

Also, I'm supposed to tell you... I went over to the other board for the first time in a while a couple of days ago. Chewbaccer gives you his regards... Guy Incognito as well.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

I feel like Krukkie has dropped worse things out of his back pocket when hitting... like Kodiak Wintergreen dip

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Wheeler has bullseyes in his eyes

 

[California Creme Puffs]

J.T. Realmuto for the win

 

[California Creme Puffs]

MVP

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Harper gets jammed and still hits a double out to the warning track. LOL