Series Thread: Philadelphia @ Miami Series Thread

[Guy Incognito]

who the fuck is Don Kelly?

I thought he was out of baseball two years ago.

 

[Cedrique]

I thought he was out of baseball two years ago.

Evidently he's back, and now a triples machine

 

[Guy Incognito]

Evidently he's back, and now a triples machine

He had one hit in the last two seasons of baseball.

Go figure.

 

[Omar 382]

He's like Stevie Susdorf coming back from the dead (which Susdorf will do in 5 years)

 

[Omar 382]

As MJ would say: "Brett Oberholtzer- please report to the mound to take your ass-beating"

 

[Cedrique]

Brett Oberholtzer doing Brett Oberholtzer things

 

[Omar 382]

How Giancarlo Stanton feels facing Oberholtzer

 

[Cedrique]

Double play. Stanton K. Throw Obie int the Bourjos, Asche package and we're talking Trout Plus 2-3 prospects

 

[Omar 382]

Double play. Stanton K. Throw Obie int the Bourjos, Asche package and we're talking Trout Plus 2-3 prospects

 

[Cedrique]

How Giancarlo Stanton feels facing Oberholtzer
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Based on where the holes are in that wiffleball that looks like it's going to be a nasty slider. Also......Wood

 

[Guy Incognito]

It was nice of Mac to give Paredes a couple more chances to show he doesn't belong in the majors.

 

[Cedrique]

How Giancarlo Stanton feels facing Oberholtzer
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waitaminute--is she actually wearing a glove on her left hand? lol

 

[Omar 382]

lol I missed that. Probably the sister of that fox on ESPN

 

[Omar 382]

It was nice of Mac to give Paredes a couple more chances to show he doesn't belong in the majors.

He is the product of something we like to call "dumpster diving" over here

 

[Guy Incognito]

He is the product of something we like to call "dumpster diving" over here

I mean, no risk signing, I get it. Not like he's undermining our playoff run, or something.

Thanks for being a warm body, now...

 

[Cedrique]

Nice AB, Fraudco

 

[Omar 382]

I mean, no risk signing, I get it. Not like he's undermining our playoff run, or something.

Thanks for being a warm body, now...

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Excellent. I was worried that this new surge of Phillies fans wouldn't buy into our chances this year, but if you watch the team day in and day out it's clear that we're on the cusp of a playoff surge. As Ced said (who is actually alive- somehow) once we get our haul from the Asche and Borjous trades, we'll be fucking loaded

 

[Omar 382]

Nice AB, Fraudco

Oh that's just cold

 

[Guy Incognito]

Excellent. I was worried that this new surge of Phillies fans wouldn't buy into our chances this year, but if you watch the team day in and day out it's clear that we're on the cusp of a playoff surge. As Ced said (who is actually alive- somehow) once we get our haul from the Asche and Borjous trades, we'll be fucking loaded

Paredes, Bourjos, and Buchanon = Trout, right?

 

[jvett77]

Forgot about game time today but saved myself pot and aspirin after seeing scoreboard 11-0. Phils still learning and rebuilding. Time to bring up guys two at a time.