Series Thread: Philadelphia @ Miami Series Thread

[Omar 382]

I wonder how his scissor motion is

 

[Guy Incognito]

Early game motherfuckers

Super early. Didn't realize it wasn't at 1.

 

[Omar 382]

Super early. Didn't realize it wasn't at 1.

I love these early games. If they opened the season in Japan at 5 I would love it.

 

[Omar 382]

Speaking of foreign games- why hasn't an MLB game been played in Benghazi? It seems like a nice place to catch the old pastime

 

[Guy Incognito]

That crowd of 200 campers seemingly tripled the gate for today's game.

 

[Omar 382]

Fuck you Giancarlo

 

[Omar 382]

It's time to Eff some assholes up

 

[Guy Incognito]

It's time to Eff some assholes up

Not off to a good start.

 

[Omar 382]

I'm calling up my boy Dexter in Miami to take care of Stanton

 

[Guy Incognito]

Do they not work on first basemen throwing to second in the minor leagues?

 

[Omar 382]

Fucking umpire is squeezing us

 

[Omar 382]

Do they not work on first basemen throwing to second in the minor leagues?

Obviously the Phillies' system doesn't....

 

[Guy Incognito]

I'm calling up my boy Dexter in Miami to take care of Stanton

Eflin seems a little shaken up by how easy Stanton made that look.

 

[Omar 382]

Bull Cannon!

 

[Omar 382]

Fucking slide Eflin

 

[Omar 382]

I need a fucking Aspirin

 

[Cedrique]

Nice fucking language

 

[Omar 382]

Fucking thank you

 

[Omar 382]

WTF

 

[Cedrique]

who the fuck is Don Kelly?