OT: Lance Armstrong Ends Fight Against Doping Charges

[elocomotive]

Proof? Less than 12 years into the debacle? Wow. That's lightning fast.

Isn't this kind of a Bonds' situation though? Bonds had solid, but normal HR totals and hits his mid-30s and all of a sudden he is the greatest slugger of all-time.

Most of Lance's close rivals were dopers and many of the guys that finished 2nd, 3rd, and 4th to him have already been stripped of those positions. To believe Lance didn't dope would be to believe he could win the Tour 7 straight times without doping against the best in the world who were doping. A little much to believe.

Res ipsa loquitur.

The problem I have is the "title" will go to whichever doper finished highest without getting caught. In other words, pro cycling is a fucking joke. I LOVE the Tour, but the sport may be the dirtiest one out there.

 

[dash]

Here's a pic of a cyclist who unquestionably was doping...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Here's a pic of a cyclist who unquestionably was doping...

 

[filosofy29]

Here's a pic of a cyclist who unquestionably was doping...

lol, so much fucking awesome in this post. Well played sir.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Here's a pic of a cyclist who unquestionably was doping...

 

[forty_three]

Fuck you Lance Armstrong. Fuck you Nike.

The one question I had about whether he was smart enough to be some major mastermind and fool or fake every test for 10 years was answered. He didn't have to. Nike bought him out of it.

They can both go to hell. Fuck you Lance for openly lying while apparently just selling a (fake) inspirational story. the only thing good I can say is at least it wasn't all about lining your pockets. If it was, at least some other people got helped along the way. But either way, fuck you with a chainsaw.

And Nike, Aiding and abetting a massive fraud in order to protect your investment? Your bottom line above all that is right? If I was allowed to have opinions about the Baltimore Ravens, I would say that sounds awful familiar. I hope your massive piece of shit company burns over this. I would like to see consequences.

But then again, corporations are only "people" when we are talking about taxes.

So, I guess Livestrong will go under. That's perfect. Lance will be fine. Nike will continue to make money. But Cancer patients? Yeah. Fuck them. They are clearly the ones who need to be punished.

 

[blindbaby]

Here's a pic of a cyclist who unquestionably was doping...

How did I miss this.

EDIT: I'm on a non-wheat diet for a while. Seeing that sucker is killing me.

 

[mattola]

ICU strips Armstrong's seven Tour de France titles

 

[SLY]

Fuck you Lance Armstrong. Fuck you Nike.

The one question I had about whether he was smart enough to be some major mastermind and fool or fake every test for 10 years was answered. He didn't have to. Nike bought him out of it.

They can both go to hell. Fuck you Lance for openly lying while apparently just selling a (fake) inspirational story. the only thing good I can say is at least it wasn't all about lining your pockets. If it was, at least some other people got helped along the way. But either way, fuck you with a chainsaw.

And Nike, Aiding and abetting a massive fraud in order to protect your investment? Your bottom line above all that is right? If I was allowed to have opinions about the Baltimore Ravens, I would say that sounds awful familiar. I hope your massive piece of shit company burns over this. I would like to see consequences.

But then again, corporations are only "people" when we are talking about taxes.

So, I guess Livestrong will go under. That's perfect. Lance will be fine. Nike will continue to make money. But Cancer patients? Yeah. Fuck them. They are clearly the ones who need to be punished.

This post deserves a shit ton of pizza.

 

[awaz]

This post deserves a shit ton of pizza.

perhaps?

 

[SLY]

That's a pretty gay stance by Peyton. Just sayin'.

But yes, definitely worthy of two million pizzas.

 

[mattola]

here come the law suits

Insurance company wants their $7.5M in bonus money back for Lance winning the Tour

 

[SLY]

It's his own fault.

 

[mattola]

It's his own fault.

Not in his mind

 

[Comeds]

If I was allowed to have opinions about the Baltimore Ravens, I would say that sounds awful familiar. I hope your massive piece of shit company burns over this. I would like to see consequences.

Don't be melodramatic. Post whatever you want, I never said you couldn't and never asked you not to. All I meant to do was point out how fresh, timely, and relevant your post the other day was. I didn't mean to argue a legal case from 12 years ago or try to stop you from posting what you want.

 

[SLY]

Not in his mind

Well... It's never my fault either.

 

[dash]

15 yards for piling on?

Armstrong may be stripped of 868th-place finish at 2006 NYC Marathon | CTV News

 

[mattola]

15 yards for piling on?

Armstrong may be stripped of 868th-place finish at 2006 NYC Marathon | CTV News

thats the one thats going to hurt the most

 

[KennyBanyeah]

15 yards for piling on?

Armstrong may be stripped of 868th-place finish at 2006 NYC Marathon | CTV News

That's crap!!!

There's no evidence that Lance was doping post-2010. There needs to be some sort of Senate hearing to get to the bottom of this marathon issue.

 

[mattola]

15 yards for piling on?

Armstrong may be stripped of 868th-place finish at 2006 NYC Marathon | CTV News

Lance is going to bust a nut when he hears about this