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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: "Good new please."
Doctor: "We're naming a disease after you."
Patient: "Good new please."
Doctor: "We're naming a disease after you."
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During a Sermon a Minster declared:
"If you realize your better half controls you, move to one side. ”
Every one of the men in the congregation moved to the left aside from one man.
The minister was blissful that there was somewhere around one resilient man and asked him at least one tough man, and asked him,
“Why does your better half have zero control over you? ”
The man unobtrusively answered, “my better half told me not to move.”
"If you realize your better half controls you, move to one side. ”
Every one of the men in the congregation moved to the left aside from one man.
The minister was blissful that there was somewhere around one resilient man and asked him at least one tough man, and asked him,
“Why does your better half have zero control over you? ”
The man unobtrusively answered, “my better half told me not to move.”
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